Q-Tips do more than clean; they scratch the itch right out of your ear.
What is it that is up internet readers? I have been taking a little "online vacation" because I have work of the school variety to contend with. Things have been amazingly average over here in Indianalanda and they have not piqued my interest at all. I went through a phase where I thought buying Goodwill suits and wearing them around was a great idea. Boy howdy was I ever right. I looked slick like oil and dapper as a dickens. My hairstyle reflects this as it has gone from outrageous to socially acceptable. It is short and normal. Apparently the chicks dig it though. A few of them told me so. However they are a treacherous bunch, girls are. Thick as thieves' milkshakes. I just need to locate a clever, funny, cute as a button one that isn't interested in taking me on rollercoaster ride, but rather a long car ride into the mountains where we can go on a lengthy nature hike/plant scavenger hunt. I am planning on scour the internet for some sort of highly technological device that beeps loudly when someone of that caliber is present. There is bound to be one on E-bay. That place has got kayaks that are two for a dollar! That's like those generic pies they sell at gas stations. Believe you me, those half dollar pies are something to experience. It's like a fruit and crust excursion. A fruitcrustursion if you will.
There are some decisions to be made about adjectives I use to describe myself. I have decided to use the following adjectives to describe my general aura: charming, fetching, handsome, winsome, sociable, sweet-tempered, magnetic, mesmeric, classy, phantasmagoric, overwhelming, ace, fantasmo, and the cat's pajamas. These words have passed the rigorous test of being gratifying to me.
Those have been the newest developments in my upper torso of the woods. I visited The Diplomat's Club on Easter Sunday and I have some eager beaver news to report. The place is a potential gold mine of potential. This very well could be the greatest discovery in the Mon Valley since steel. Some would say I was exaggerating ridiculously, but there are ALSO some people who are not members of The Diplomat's Club and are fraught with jealousy. Coincidence? You decide.
Have a great week friends, you deserve it. Do me a favor, throw some comments this away. I could use their internet currency as a form of morale booster. Give me something to the effect of "You are a go getter tiger, so go get 'em" or "you are hot like Thai food and I want you." Please post the latter only if you are a hot chix.
Kyle Lee Hufnagel
"Rocky gave a one-two punch to communism and rocked it from the Motherland."