Life Lessons
Back when i was 16 i started a little book of lessons
each time i learned one I added it to the book
One day when i have a son, he will know his father was a retard
or something to that effect.
Some new additions
Lesson 381- Just Because You can Only say shit to your dad when your drunk, does not make 7am on Fathers day a good time to call and tell him "Hey Dad, I Love ya Mna" even if he calls back later and says he still loves ya.
Lesson 376- Just Because The Rich White Intelligensia has a nice Beemer, does Not Make it a Target for your Urinary Relief.
Lesson 370- No One Will believe you when you say that "Elbow Deep" is how much shit you are usually in, Especially if you get it tattooed on your right bicep
Lesson 378- If you see your Friend fucking another friend in your bed. No Matter What anyone else says, you are entitled, to kick the fuck outta both of them.
My sons are gonna wonder how im still alive and not imprisoned.
each time i learned one I added it to the book
One day when i have a son, he will know his father was a retard
or something to that effect.
Some new additions
Lesson 381- Just Because You can Only say shit to your dad when your drunk, does not make 7am on Fathers day a good time to call and tell him "Hey Dad, I Love ya Mna" even if he calls back later and says he still loves ya.
Lesson 376- Just Because The Rich White Intelligensia has a nice Beemer, does Not Make it a Target for your Urinary Relief.
Lesson 370- No One Will believe you when you say that "Elbow Deep" is how much shit you are usually in, Especially if you get it tattooed on your right bicep
Lesson 378- If you see your Friend fucking another friend in your bed. No Matter What anyone else says, you are entitled, to kick the fuck outta both of them.
My sons are gonna wonder how im still alive and not imprisoned.