Chapter 1.

Oct 09, 2005 10:46

Hello Everyone.
So I've decided to open up another SECRET livejournal to reveal the day to day actions of whats going on in Kyle Bodi's eccentric and lethargic life. So enough with the details, let me talk about .

It began with the arrival of my dear friend Rob Sage at some time in the early to mid-afternoon (I forget), where we recorded a acoustic demo of one of our new songs. This day was definately a crescendo of a day as soon thereafter, we watched the motion picture epic; the matrix! after 3 hours of machine vs. human violence we sat around for three hours waiting for our ever so late friend rude jude. we sat and consumed cigarettes as time passed, but as time passed, the only thing that seemed to change was the songs on the cd player and the ever diminishing amount of cigarettes.

Then something incredible happened. At approximately 8:36 pm, Jude came in without an x-box and halo 2 much to our disappointment but he had a little treat hidden in his loot bag. He had 3 olde englishes ready to be consumed! we then chugged back and forth until we were chanting say anything at the top of our lungs when the day got crazy.

My doorbell rang and at my door was none other then the nicest set of tats i've ever seen in my life, my friend robs girlfriend, and 5 lobsters! yes you heard correctly. fucking lobsters and shit. so we ate these lobsters and as our alchol dwindled and our cigarette count got to the negatives we recieved an unexpected phone call from the fourth pillar of jasper will fall cordially asking us to cause public mischief. due to a mix-up in how much space was in the car, only me and rude jude could accompany arthur on the quest. so we were off.

A friendly asian man was driving, and an elder bearded 20 year old was in the passenger seat and we were just a bunch of kids with a knack for fucking up society. we soon picked up eggs and found some simple easy targets but our thirst for destruction was not quenched until we found the ultimate target. There was a party going on, and me and jude jumped out of the car and he asked how the party was, and i asked how well he could dodge eggs as i hauled a nice white bomb at him and his gang of thugs. Then our nemesis pulled out a ninja stick and steadily made his way to the car. We forgot our num-chucks and bowstaffs at home, so we were forced to book out of there. But we wanted revenge for making us feel like pussys.

Rude Cried unto the night "lets get these motherfuckers, turn around the car and drive by", and our friendly asian driver oblidged readily. as we drove by something unexpected happened. no one saw it coming but rude jude himself, but he opened his door and threw his olde english bottle (which was empty by this point) directly at that ninja stick bastards van. we then drove as fast as we could away easily doing 150 in a school zone before our friendly asian friend made a miscalculation and accidently popped his front right tire by smoking a curb. Me and Jude departed from the crew in search of a bus and our adventure continued elsewhere.

We then caught the bus and talked with a complete stranger about jude and estranged things of that sort and we got home at about 1135, where the tats had left, but rob and his girlfriend still stayed. we then had a special smoke in my room, and passed out after one of the greatest adventures of our lives.

I would like to say that was one of the best days of my life, and that those nigs i spent it with are some of the most charming fellows i've ever met in my whole life.

much love,

kyle.

(to hear the demo recorded by me and rob, leave a comment and i will surely send you the mp3.)
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