Write about your worst sexual experience.

[kyle_valenti]

Liz, I gave you my very last shred of dignity. I just want you to know that.

I am either the nicest guy in the world or the biggest idiot on the planet. Wait, is there a way that I can tie for both? 'Kay, let's put it this way: guys, if your ex (who dumped you) not only cockblocked you from getting with what was potentially the only babe you had

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[cordy_chase1]

*raises an eyebrow* When you get to L.A., I think I want the details here.

[kyle_valenti]

This isn't humiliating enough, now you want gory details? You're a cruel woman, Miss Chase.

[cordy_chase1]

I get that a lot.

[kyle_valenti]

So if I do tell you all the embarrassing details of my pathetic and make-believe love life, what's in it for me?

[cordy_chase1]

Well, I suppose I'll be forced to share my own embarrassing details?

[kyle_valenti]

This is going to require a LOT of ice cream.

[cordy_chase1]

Well, let me know your favorite kinds and I'll stock up.

[kyle_valenti]

Anything chocolate? I sound like a girl.

[cordy_chase1]

Who doesn't love ice cream? Chocolate. Got it.

[kyle_valenti]

Humiliation and ice cream. This is starting to sound like a really bizarre date.

[cordy_chase1]

*Chuckles* Well you're from Roswell, and I'm from Sunnydale. Is there another kind?

[kyle_valenti]

True, true...'kay so...I'll have to figure out something else to impress you with because the weird stuff isn't going to do it.

[cordy_chase1]

You work on that. *grins*

[kyle_valenti]

I will, believe me, I will.