ha ha. my post for the month.
A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence," the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! ... How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
Oh, and Gabe? You're gonna fuckin' PAY for today, pal... *wicked grin*
"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence," the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! ... How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
Oh, and Gabe? You're gonna fuckin' PAY for today, pal... *wicked grin*