Mar 13, 2009 05:20
Dear Candice,
I don't really know how to tell you this, Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it When I tripped on peanut butter in the mental hospital and I saw you Hit on elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning your matching snoopy underware to you, but I'll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Greetings to your frog Leonard, Kyle