OMG!!!
I just saw the funniest thing in the world!! Its definately on my top 10 funniest shit of all time list.
SO, I slept in really late today, and had to take a cab to work (which I haden't done in a while but whatever). We're heading east on Front, and at Parliament there was some kind of construction going on so we had to wait at the intersection for a minute.
I'm looking across the street on the south east corner and theres a giant green box that is some kind of clothing-donation recepticle. Its about 7ft squared..? I could be wrong but something like that, and it had about a foot and a half by one foot rectanular flappy/door to drop the clothes in.
I look away for a second and this little bony arm waves out of the door, and then slips back in. I did the biggest double-take I've ever done like: "Whaaaaa? NO way!" Then, this little, skinny-ass CRACKHEAD lady shimmy's out of the door like a snake, and I LAUGHED SOOOOOOO HARD! We're stuck there so she was trying for a good minute. When she finally gets her head out she's got a lit cigarette in her mouth! HAHAHAAHA! She Shimmy's out and falls on the ground like a mammel being born while the mother is standing up... you know like horses I think? Zebras? She gets up and checks her little white outfit out, that I think she had just changed into inside the box, brushes herself off and runs away with the biggest smile on her face!
HAHAHAHAHA! I was fucking DYING! The cab driver was like "Vat? Vaaat?!" He didn't see a thing! And I remember looking around and people were just walking by like nothing happened, while I was having a heart attack!
Oh MAN! What a good start to my day! HAHAHAH!
Fuckin' crackheads....
SO, I slept in really late today, and had to take a cab to work (which I haden't done in a while but whatever). We're heading east on Front, and at Parliament there was some kind of construction going on so we had to wait at the intersection for a minute.
I'm looking across the street on the south east corner and theres a giant green box that is some kind of clothing-donation recepticle. Its about 7ft squared..? I could be wrong but something like that, and it had about a foot and a half by one foot rectanular flappy/door to drop the clothes in.
I look away for a second and this little bony arm waves out of the door, and then slips back in. I did the biggest double-take I've ever done like: "Whaaaaa? NO way!" Then, this little, skinny-ass CRACKHEAD lady shimmy's out of the door like a snake, and I LAUGHED SOOOOOOO HARD! We're stuck there so she was trying for a good minute. When she finally gets her head out she's got a lit cigarette in her mouth! HAHAHAAHA! She Shimmy's out and falls on the ground like a mammel being born while the mother is standing up... you know like horses I think? Zebras? She gets up and checks her little white outfit out, that I think she had just changed into inside the box, brushes herself off and runs away with the biggest smile on her face!
HAHAHAHAHA! I was fucking DYING! The cab driver was like "Vat? Vaaat?!" He didn't see a thing! And I remember looking around and people were just walking by like nothing happened, while I was having a heart attack!
Oh MAN! What a good start to my day! HAHAHAH!
Fuckin' crackheads....