{FANFICTION} When I See An Elephant Fly

[kyjr]

 
 TITLE: When I See An Elephant Fly

PAIRING: Maruda (Nakamaru Yuichi/Ueda Tatsuya)

RATING: PG

GENRE: Fluff, romance

PROMPT: Nakamaru can suddenly understand/talk to his dogs. They want to help him to get together with Ueda.

DISCLAIMER: Don't own. Title once again belongs to Disney.

Written for the jejustforlaughs meme

Comments

[luna_truths]

This deserves an epic comment.

Which will need to be done when I come back.

;A; News. /Throws things.

[kyjr]

Hey there Twin.

/throws things with you

[luna_truths]

Hey.

I cried over this today. ;_; Its not fair, I hate them both so much now.

Though trust me, I am ecstatic that News will continue as 4.

[kyjr]

I was all shaky and couldn't even type properly. I couldn't sleep, either. It was such a shock - not one, but two? ;A; I've kind of forgiven Ryo a little. But I still can't listen to NEWS or K8 songs.

I'm sure 4nin NEWS are gonna sound great, and that's the main thing. I think those four were pretty close before, anyway.

[luna_truths]

Right? It was devastating to most of the fans. I mean EVERYONE basically expected Yamashita for sure, to leave. Thought, Ryo left too, and that threw everyone into shock, and rage. I'm the same. I can't listen to any of it.

Yes. I'm so excited to hear what they sound like.. I want a cd release now please.

BECAUSE LJ IS A COMMENT COCK-BLOCK. This will be in 2 parts. >_>

[luna_truths]

>___________>;; finally.. nearly a week later, I come back with comment. xD

WHY DO YOU LOVE ME AGAIN?

Fiiiiiiirst.

aldkjflakjdfklajdf ITS MARUDA. AND TALKING DOGS, AND MARUDA. AND MARU FREAKING OUT OVER TALKING DOGS, AND BEING AWKWARD. AND TALKING DOGS. MARUDA. /SHRIEK.

I AM TOTES COHERENT. I SWEAR.

KINDA...

“Hello?” he called nervously, sitting up in his bed.

“Hello.”

Nakamaru screamed.  Why yes. I would have screamed too, waking up in the middle of the night and hearing voices. Though I also see him shrieking like Jin would if he were alone in a haunted house. YES. I WENT THERE. JIN SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL.

“Woah, woah, calm down!” the voice said, the hint of a foreign accent on its tongue, “Keep your pants on, Yuichi.” Alright, wait a second. There were the removal of pants? NO. NAKAMARU, YOU REMOVE THEM. FREE THE MARUCONDA!! :DDD

When he came back round, he was lying flat on his back on the floor, both of his dogs staring down at him. “D’you think he’s alive

TAKE THAT LJ. TAKE. THAT.

[luna_truths]

LJ I HATE THAT YOU ARE SUCH A TERRIBLE COCK BLOCK, AND THIS EPIC HAD TO BE POSTED IN TWO PARTS. AKLDJFLKAJDSF /RAGE

“Because by God, you’re gonna need it,” Choco added, ducking from the glares that both Mister and Nakamaru sent him. OI. OOOOOOOI. We do not glare at the dog, the dog is trying to heeeeelp. And also stating the truth. >_>;;

“He’s here!” Choco yelped, rushing to the door and clawing at it. “He’s here!”

“Okay, shush, we don’t want to give away our plan,” Mister whined, swatting at Choco’s back legs.

“What plan?” Nakamaru asked, bewildered. “You haven’t told me about a plan!” HAHAHAHA. EVEN HIS TALKING DOGS ARE KEEPING SECRETS. God I love this. SFM

Ueda was as beautiful as always. His copper hair was mussed, pulled up into a sloppy ponytail atop his head, loose strands falling about his face. He wore simple jeans and boots, and his shirt was a size too big and was attempting to fall off his shoulder, but Ueda just shrugged it back into place. Ohhh. Sexy Ueda. *_* With nice hair..

Of course. Nakamaru’s dogs started

Re: TAKE THAT LJ. TAKE. THAT.

[kyjr]

COMMENTS OF AWESOME, MEDICINE-INDUCED FLAILING ARE ALWAYS LOVE /ROLLS

Now... to answer... :|

OF COURSE JIN SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL.

Nakamaru is a very responsible dog owner, okay? XD

I snorted very ladylike at the strangling suggestions. MAYBE THERE SHOULD BE A SEQUEL no.

Re: TAKE THAT LJ. TAKE. THAT.

[luna_truths]

XD. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH I WAS ON MEDS WHEN I WROTE THIS COMMENT FOR YOU.

YEP. THAT IS WHY HE IS JIN.

xD Kay.

ROFL. DAMN EET. I WANT SEQUEL NAO.