{FANFICTION} The Oriental Surfer (Part 1)
TITLE: The Oriental Surfer
PAIRING: RyoDa (main), hints of Akame and RyoTego
RATING: NC17
SUMMARY: Nishikido Ryo was a pirate. Ryo was not the most feared man on the seas - his crew had a lot more learning to do - but he was slowly earning his place up there, the bounty on his head growing with every pillage. He never would have thought that one ( Read more... )
/SHRIEK.
OMG ITS RYO. RYO'S A PIRATE. OHGOD YES. BE STILL MY HEART. UEDA'S A FUCKING STOAWAY. AND OMG. RYO'S THE CAPTAIN. I DIDN'T THINK HE'D BE THE CAPTAIN. I THOUGHT HE'D JUST BE A PIRATE, BUT NO. HE'S. THE. FUCKING. CAPTAIN.
DESCRIPTION. I LOVE IT. YOU DESCRIBE EVERYTHING IN SUCH DETAIL THAT I THINK I'M ACTUALLY WATCHING A MOVIE. IT FLOWS SO WELL TOGETHER AND ALDKJSFLKAJDSFLKAJDS!
AJD;SLKJFLAKDSJF!!! EYEPATCH. SOMEONE HAS AN EYEPATCH. OHGOD. ITS A REAL PIRATE. WITH A REAL EYEPATCH. AND RINGS. YES. PIRATES. ;A; I'M A MESS.
AND RYO KILLED THE LAST CAPTAIN. FOR HE DROWNED THAT BITCH. RYO IS FEARED. OH YES. GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS OR HE'LL 'MYSTERIOUSLY' DROWN YOU. AND NOBODY WILL QUESTION IT. FOR IT IS NISHIKIDO RYO.
A;LDKJFALKDJFLAKDSJFLADK!!! AND PI AND TEGOSHI ARGUING OVER THE AMOUNT OF BAGS.
/WAILS. AND THERE'S SHIGE. SHIGE THE PIRATE. OMFG. IS KOYAMA A PIRATE? OHGOD KEII-CHAN THE PIRATE. HE'D BE THE FRIENDLIEST PIRATE EVER. SHIGE BRINGS UEDA BEFORE RYO BY THE SCRUFF OF HIS NECK. LIKE A KITTEN. OHGOD. HE'S LIKE A KITTEN.
OH HEY. THERE'S UEDA. HI UEDA. UEDA YOU NAUGHTY BOY. STOWING AWAY ON A PIRATE SHIP LIKE THAT.
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LAKDJFLKAJDF DESCRIPTIONS AGAIN. WHY MUST YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY WITH YOUR WORDS. WHY.
ALDKJFLADSF /SHRIEKS LOUDLY. RYO. STARED. INTO. HIS. EYES. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. I KNOW IT. RYO. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK. YOU'RE GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM. YOU ARE. AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
He ripped his head out of Ryo's hands and spat on the floor at Ryo's feet. Shige shook him as the crew started shouting obscenities at the stow-away. Ryo smirked. "One with fire? Leave him here, Shige. You all can leave." YES SHIGE. LEAVE HIM. LEAVE HIM WITH YOUR CAPTAIN. RYO. DON'T MYSTERIOUSLY DROWN HIM. HE'S PRETTY. OKAY.
The stranger's eyes flickered up to meet his. "None of your business," he hissed. Ryo crossed the distance between them swiftly, slapping him. OH MY GOD. BITCH SLAPPED. BY THE CAPTAIN.
/SQUEAL.
"Eh?"
"What're you running from?"
"Everything," came the reply, after a while. The fire had dimmed in those eyes of his. Ryo watched him for a while, before moving across the room and ringing a bell. Soon enough, Koki had come back down, wiping his hands on his apron. ;A; UEBO. ALKDJFLKAJDSF KOKI. HI. I SEE YOU. YOU AND YOUR APRON. KOKI ARE YOU MAKING FOOD? OMG KOKI THE COOK. XD YESSSSSSSSSSS.
Koyama, a tall, lanky man, soon appeared. "Yes?" /SHRIEKS. BABBLES. THERE. IS. PIRATE. KOYAMA. OH GOD. ;A; WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW I WANTED.
KOKI GRUNTS A LOT. HE REMINDS ME OF A DOG PROTECTING ITS FOOD.. OR SOMEONE HAVING SEX....
He liked Koki, oddly enough. The other didn't really talk, just grunted at him when he needed something. He liked the silence, liked the way the other would shoot him barely-concealed glances of worry whenever the ship would go through a rough patch of sea. It was rather nice, standing here engrossed with his work in the relative silence. It'd been quite a while since he'd had something like this to occupy his mind.
ALKDJFLKADSF HE LIKES KOKI. HE. LIKES. KOKI. /WIBBLES AT THE REST. OH GOD MY HEART. HERE. TAKE IT.
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The air was soon full of the scent of vegetables boiling, some form of meat cooking away. Koki was bustling around, muttering to himself as he opened drawers and rummaged through cupboards. So.. I suddenly wonder.. How do kitchens work on pirate ships? They're on the ocean. How do their stoves/ovens work? And.. where do they get the fresh water to boil things? Do they take it out of the ocean?
"Never you mind," he said, moving back to check on the meat in the pot. Ueda nodded, and went back to sweeping away the rat droppings from under the shelves. He heard Koki sigh. "I ain't allowed to tell you. Captain's orders," he said, and Ueda stopped. "Anyway, it's not like I have anyone there." AWWW. KOKI. ;A; /SOBS
"I can understand you perfectly," Ueda said, feeling as though he should say something, at least. Koki sounded so down. "...I'd want you, if I were hiring someone." ;aldjflajdsf UEDA. ;A;
He swore he could see Koki's lips twitch upwards. "Then you'd be the first." /SOB. OH KOKI.
Koki nodded. "Nice animals, horses. Shame we can't have one, but y'know. This being a ship, and all," he chuckled. "Only animal we have here is Captain's bird, but he's a bastard." BAHAHAHAH. THE BASTARD BIRD. XD
LAKDJSLFKAJDS KOKI GRUNTS, AND UEDA KNOWS HE WANTS SOMETHING. BY A SIMPLE GRUNT, HE KNOWS. HE. KNOWS.
Ueda really didn't want to know what the meat was. ALKDJSFKLADSJ OMG. ITS TOTALLY THE MISSING CAPTAIN. KOKI CHOPPED HIM UP AND NOW THEY'RE EATING HIM. I JUST KNOW IT. FUCKING CANNIBALS.
Then again, he was a pirate. A FUCKING SEXY ONE.
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"Nakamaru Yuichi," he said, offering his hand. Ueda stared at him a while, before shaking it. "Koki said go and eat. Please," he said, moving to the side to allow space for Ueda to walk past, "Come and eat with us." HOLY SHIT. ITS NAKAMARU YUICHI. PIRATE. NAKAMARU. YUICHI. OH GOD. BRAIN EXPLODED. AND HE IS A FRIENDLY PIRATE. *__________________*
LAKDJFLAKJDS KOKI GOT THE LEFT OVERS. OH GOD. EVER THOUGHTFUL KOKI. ;A; I LOVE HIM. SO MUCH. SO MUCH IT HURTS.
Koki made strange noise. "Nah, it'll be okay. You go up there. Before I have to make you," he smiled slightly. Koki can make me see the sunset any time..
"Are you sure you're a pirate?" Ueda asked, walking back into the dining area, picking up plates and glasses against Koki's orders. "You're too nice."
"Not nice at all," Koki grumbled. "And would you stop goin' against your orders!" OH UEDA. DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PIRATES? XD Stop going against them orders before Koki kicks your ass.
GOD DAMN. TEGOSHI IS SUCH A DICK.
akljdsflajdsflkj /SHRIEKS. AND MARU MAKES UEDA A BED. OH GOD WHY IS HE SO FUCKING CUDDLY.
Maggots. They were maggots. Crawling over his skin; in his blankets; writhing over each other in a mass of moving white. /SCREAMS. OH DEAR GOD.
Ueda didn't know how to act during lunch. He was left alone by Nakamaru this time, although the other did give him an apologetic glance and a tiny wave, hidden from Nishikido's view. According to Koki, Nishikido had told them that they were not to go against his orders. Ueda was to be fed the leftovers; he was not allowed to sit with them at meal times; he was to be in bed by sundown and up by dawn. He's being treated like a little kid! It wasn't even his fault! It was Tegoshi's!
He wished Koki were here. /SOBS. OH GOD NO. ;A; KOOOOOOOKI. COME RESCUE UEBO. ....I dun wanna crai aroooooone.
A;LDKJFLADKJSF TWIN! HOW DARE YOU NOT TELL ME OF THIS. MY HEART. OH GOD.
His eyes were thin but warm, a sincere expression of worry in them. He had dark hair, and a long face, and was dressed rather nicely, different from the other pirates. There were a pair of black glasses upon his face, scratched and broken and held together with tape. THAT IS MY HUSBAND. AND HE IS WEARING GLASSES. MM. KEII.
"He's fine," Koyama said shortly. "I've got him copying down notes. But he didn't have to endure twenty lashes. And you know how strong Yamapi is--" .....Is this some past RyoPi I'm sensing?
...TEGOSHI IS A DICK.
aldkjfakljdsfkljadsf!! RYO. INVITED UEDA TO SLEEP IN HIS BED. FUCK YES. OH GOD. HE'S TOTALLY IN LOVE. HE JUST WONT ADMIT IT.
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I don't...know where to start /claps hands in glee
/takes your heart and keeps it safe
Um. I don't know how kitchens work. I did research but all it said was what they ate and stuff, so I was all '...well I suppose they have kitchens too... if they had soup and stuff.' And then I just made stuff up. My awesome knows no bounds. I suppose they needed a supply of fresh water to drink... maybe they used that? Or the sea water to boil food-- I don't know, okay. XD
SO I KINDA LOVE KOKI. And his grunting.
It was Tegoshi's fault, but Ueda was the stowaway. Ryo's reasoning is unfair. He went easy on Tesshi because he's been aboard the ship for longer, but Ueda's just the random dude who appeared. You get me?
TESSHI IS JUST JEALOUS.
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE WHOLE 'YAMAPI WHIPPING UEDA' THING. wait. /giggles
THERE IS NO PAST RYOPI, DIDN'T YOU SEE MY PAIRING TAG GOSH TWIN. >|
AWESOME COMMENTS ARE AWESOME. AS IS THE PERSON WHO WROTE THEM. /CLINGS AND NEVER LETS GO
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