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I am wearing the best collection of Christmas mom clothes ever. Believe it. If you don't, I'll personally come over to your house and suffocate you with my snowman sweater vest and tapered fancy khakis. And by the way, my name is Peggy now, or at least whenever I'm in mom Christmas attire. I look amazing.
My face is numb, my arms are freezing, my stomach is burning, I can't feel my legs. I am wasted.
My face is numb, my arms are freezing, my stomach is burning, I can't feel my legs. I am wasted.