When in doubt, fuck it

Oct 30, 2005 22:55

God bless Halloween. I think the Walker Texas Ranger lever was a success. I got pulled numerous times throughout the night. I was also called Slim Jim, tampon, french fry covered in ketchup and crayon. Some people were encouraging me to dance at one point through the chants of "go tampon, go tampon, go tampon." I told my mom about this the next day and she responded by chanting "it's your period, it's your period, it's your period." Gross and hilarious. I'll have to put a picture of the lever on facebook. One of the highlights of Friday night was hearing "News team....assemble...." off in the distance.

I already have some great ideas for next year. Hopefully, I'll be even more random and specific for Halloween '06.

Today I asked Kendall if she had read "my lj comment" on her journal. I'm cool because I abbreviate.

Today I forgot my grandmother's first name for about thirty minutes. Sorry Louise.

Today I was worthless.

Today I taped Grey's Anatomy for Kendall in my room. (The volume was down during the taping). During the show I see that this white girl and black guy have a large metal pole stabbed through their bodies connecting them face-to-face. I wondered "how did that happen" for about thirty minutes while the show was on. However, I didn't move my right index finger the necessary six inches to turn the volume up to find out what was going on. I didn't want to exert actual energy listening, so I never turned the volume up. I still don't know how the pole got there. I'm that lazy.

Today I learned that God made the Colts.

Today I decided that I am getting rid of my desk and bed and re-decorating. Anyone want to purchase a desk or bed?

Today I learned that if you are not tired and want to be, write a livejournal that bores you to sleep. I'm out.
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