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OMFG

OMG

OMG



OH SHIT

THAT WAS EPIC

First of all Zuko going on on a sexcapade with Sokka

Even though he just went on one with Aang

He's such a slut :(

And then they are going to the prison

where they have this MAN TALK in Zuko's little red balloon

about their respective girlfriends

And Sokka angsts about Yue and Zuko is all "That's rough bb :( "

and Zuko talks about Mai and is clearly STILL MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER

And Sokka is all "IS SHE TH GLOOMY GIRL WHO SIGHS A LOT?"

and Zuko is all "*SWOON* YEAH 8D"

BECAUSE HE STILL HEARTS MAI

And they get there and there is awesome new guy

I think his name is Chitsang or some shit

I'll just call him Awesome Bob

So they get there and try to figure out what to do

So they play dress up as gay guards

And Zuko find sout Sokka's daddy isn't there

and then there's plot device with Awesome Bob being thrown into a freezer

because lame firebenders can't make fire in the cold

but then Sokka finds Suki

and tries to make out with her

And then Zuko gets caught

but then they're all HEY LET'S BREAK OUT

And Awesome Bob is like I WANT IN TOO

CUE AWESOME FAKE FIGHT

Zuko gets thrown in the freezer

And acts all bad ass

then they have dseconds thoughts about leaving because OMG HAKODA IS COMINGGG

but Awesome Bob tries to leave anyway

and fails

And then Hakoda comes

SO THEN UGLY WARDEN WHO MADE ZUKO HIS SPECIAL PRISONER AND IS MAI'S UNCLE

is all TALK AWESOME BOB

WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO RUNA WAY

Meanwhile Sokka and Hakoda make plans to escape

And then Sokka buttfucks Zuko

And then Zuko gets taken away and gets bitched ast by Mai

who is all I LOVE YO SO MUCH YOU ASSHOLE

YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME TO MY FACE THAT YOU WANT TO FUCK A TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY

I TOTALLY WOUDVE UNDERSTAND

BUT YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE AND BROKE UP VIA A NOTE

DIAF

BUT FIRST MAKE OUT WITH ME :|

And Zuko is all I'M SORRY BB I STILL LV YOU

THERE'S JUST BAD SHIT GOING ONNN

And then Awesome Bob makes up a plot device to brig Azula in

Then cue prison riot

Which Awesome Bbo starts because he rocks

And then Suki goes all OMG SPIDERSUKI to capture the warden

And then guards are all MAI WE'RE HERE TO PROTECT YOU

And Mai is all I DON'T NEED PROTECTION

And then Zuko's like LAWL NO SHE DOESN'T 8D

but then he locks her in the cell

BECAUSE HE LOVES HER SO MUCH

And then the group tries to run away on the gondola thing

But Azula and Ty LEe are all WE DON'T THINK SO

CUE EPIC FIGHT OF WIN

but then the guards and warden are all CUT THE LINES

And Mai si all LOL NO

EVEN THO ZUKO DUMPOED ME VIA A NOTE I'M STILL GOING TO SAVE HIS SORRY ASS

And then Azula and Ty Lee are all OH SNAP and Azula blasts off like a rocket with Ty Lee to safety

CUE MAI BEING THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR

and ZUKO NOTICES

and is all

THAT'S HOT I MUST PROPERLY FUCK HER LATER EVEN THO SHE MIGHT BE PREGGERS

and then Azula and Ty LEe go to Mai

and Azula is all U BETCH

WHY DID U LET THEM GET AWAY

and then Mai is all

FUCK YOU. ZUKO IS A BETTER LAY THAN YOU

And then Azula gets all PISSED OFF

but then Ty Lee punches the hsit out of her

but then the get caught

and Azula wangsts and is all THROW THEM IN PRISON AND LET THEM DIE

And then Sokka, Zuko, spiderSuki, Hakida, and Awesome Bob jack Azula's zepplin to go back

and Toph is all WHERE'S THE MEAT

and Sokka is all IN ZUKO' PANTS

Then Hakoda and Suki show up

and the Gaang is all ZOMG YAY

and then Awesome Bob is all SUP GAIZ I'M NEW

The end

BEST EPISODE SO FAR

MADE OF WIN

I APPROVE

I APPROVE OF THE ZUKKA, MAIKO, AND SUKKA

AND I APPROVE FO AWESOME BOB

WIN EPISODE IS MADE OF WIN

8D