Cross-dressing exes

[kyaram]

So, in the middle of the night last night, I went out for coffee with my ex, Martin. That's right. Before he showed up, he said, "Be there in 30 mons. Errr mins." Gotta love the typos. Yup, he's so far away, took him 2 and a half years to get to my place. Yeesh. Then while in Tim Horton's and as we were leaving, he decided to use the washroom. What does he tell me when he got out? "For some reason I used the ladies room." Funny thing is, he had checked to make sure he was using the right washroom. Is he trying to tell me something? Well, I dunno if using the ladies room is an indication, but just today he said "BRB gotta get dresses." Ah, yes, that right there is genuine proof. So, I said, "You know, if you're trying to tell me you're a cross dresser, it's okay. I'll still accept you. And if your gf cares about you at all, she'll accept you, too."

From there, it just went downhill.

Don't you just LOVE typo's?

You Are "Wow"!


What Japanese Smiley Are You?
Your Stripper Song Is
I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred "And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing" Yes, you're super sexy. But you never take yourself too seriously!
What Song Should You Strip To?

So, dear, if we ever do my fantasy, expect "I'm Too Sexy" to be playing... HAHAHA