I would like to point out (in response to previous postings in this thread) that NO ONE would be actually willing to take on the job. Just that we want someone to do it *giggle*.
With this Congress, you'd have to do it on national television while burning a flag, flash a naked breast and say the f-word during the family hour so that their right wing base would complain about actually having to see it on TV.
That might actually get theire attention. If they could get the President on Camera in front of millions expressing enjoyment of the act and perhaps a "money shot."
Between that visual, and the information that Tom Cruise is allegedly spending his evening debating whether red or white goes better with placenta...you're almost putting me off my leftover Cadburys.
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If I thought this plan of action would actually work, I would do it. Assuming I only had to do it once and could gargle with acid afterwards.
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With this Congress, you'd have to do it on national television while burning a flag, flash a naked breast and say the f-word during the family hour so that their right wing base would complain about actually having to see it on TV.
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Between that visual, and the information that Tom Cruise is allegedly spending his evening debating whether red or white goes better with placenta...you're almost putting me off my leftover Cadburys.
Almost. ;)
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More power to you! I would be too busy throwing up. Just thinking about it makes me want to gag...
But I know about 50 million of us who would bow at your feet if it actually did work *eg*.
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