Kiss the Bird.
It's five to nine. Do you know where your children are? No? Then shame on you.
I just got some gifts from my mom and stepdad. Not a bad set, here. I got a CD player for my car and some sweet speakers to go with it, as well as Volume 4 of the MST3K DVD Collections, which, if you remember my list, was the one I wanted the most. So far, I haven't gotten the PSP I've been asking for, but that's alright. I suppose if it came down to it, I could spend a bit of my hard-earned dough on one myself, but I'd really hate to do so. On Thursday this week I should get a paycheck in the area of 450-500 dollars. There's quite a list of things I want to do this summer, some of them costing quite a pretty penny, you know. Here's the list:
-See every movie, whether in theaters or rented, that has gotten a, "What?? You haven't seen ______??" when I tell people I haven't seen it. Such movies are Lost in Translation, Scarface, Pulp Fiction, and many others.
-Take a road trip; say to Disneyland or something fun like that. Doesn't have to be too huge or anything like that, but something would be fun. I think I'll need a vacation after a month or so at my tedious job.
-... damn. I had a list earlier, but I can't remember a lot of it right now. It's perturbing. Yep, definitely perturbed right now. Can you feel the perturbation?
I've been thinking about what to do tomorrow, and I've kind of edged out the idea of a pool party, pretty much for a single reason: I don't have a jacuzzi. A hot tub, for you laymen. I figure we could all go, like, bowling or something, down at the Sunset Station's new alleys, and then go back to my house where we can watch an MST3K or play some videogames. Whatever. I think it'd be fun. I'll call some people tomorrow morning to see what's going on, unless I can get ahold of some of you tonight. Just so you remember, we'll be celebrating my birthday, and while I don't expect gifts tomorrow, just in case you all are procrastinating, being a greedy bastard, I expect gifts nonetheless. For the final time, here is my list. And never forget, I love you.
-My old Dreamcast (that's right, you have to track down the one I traded in years ago) with any of the following:
-------At least one controller and a VMU
-------Rayman 2: The Great Escape
-------Crazy Taxi 1 or 2
-------Power Stone 1 or 2
-------Sonic Adventure 1 or 2
-------Samba De Amigo with maraca controllers (good luck with that one)
-------Grandia 2
-------Jet Grind Radio
-Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Essentials - DVD
-Mystery Science Theater 3000: Mitchell - DVD
-Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Brain that Wouldn't Die - DVD
-Strange Brew - DVD
-Spaceballs Collectors Edition - DVD
-Chappelle Show Season 2 Uncensored - DVD
-Sin City movie poster
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie poster
-Shaun of the Dead movie poster
-Douglas Adams novels:
------Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
------The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
------The Meaning of Liff
------The Deeper Meaning of Liff
------The Salmon of Doubt
I miss some of my friends. The ones that weren't in that hot tub. The rest of you... I could go a few days without seeing.
-Kyle, rockin' certain people's socks off.