Thanks all around
I demand that everyone refer to money, or any currency, as "fun tickets" from now on.
Imagine the hilarity that would ensue:
"Sorry man, I can't go out tonight, I'm running low on fun tickets."
"Hey...do you have some fun tickets I could borrow?"
"I have so many fun tickets I'm literally rolling around in them."
Thank you, Jason Mraz.
I had a fabulous weekend, thanks to some awesome hostessing by my Indian "partner". You haven't gone to a real party until you've seen your friend's parents dance to Beyonce's "naughty girl". That is the new standard, so live by it.
I also enjoyed hearing a 16-year-old waiter tell his sister to tell me that he thinks I'm "cute". Thanks honey, but you're jailbait. Holy crap, how the tables have turned.
I wish the weather would be this nice everyday, can I get an amen?
Imagine the hilarity that would ensue:
"Sorry man, I can't go out tonight, I'm running low on fun tickets."
"Hey...do you have some fun tickets I could borrow?"
"I have so many fun tickets I'm literally rolling around in them."
Thank you, Jason Mraz.
I had a fabulous weekend, thanks to some awesome hostessing by my Indian "partner". You haven't gone to a real party until you've seen your friend's parents dance to Beyonce's "naughty girl". That is the new standard, so live by it.
I also enjoyed hearing a 16-year-old waiter tell his sister to tell me that he thinks I'm "cute". Thanks honey, but you're jailbait. Holy crap, how the tables have turned.
I wish the weather would be this nice everyday, can I get an amen?