Sour cream first, THEN tacos
Thanks to Michel Ghondry and the marketing campaign for his new film, I can satisfy my dream-voyeur cravings with thescienceofsleep.imeem.com. People post their dreams and other people rate them. It's like the am-i-hot-or-not of surreality. Neat, huh?
My favorite so far:
"The dream started off with me and my friend Sara in a room at a party making out. All of a sudden, vampires burse through the door to attack us, but Blade popped out of the closet and defeated them. BUT, it wasn't the real Blade, but a white guy wearing brown face and body paint. I said "You're not Blade" and in a very Mr. T like voice said "Nigger, I'm Blade, we gots to go to New York." At that point everything turned into like it was being drawn by an eight year old with a crayon, except for the people. Next thing I knew, I was in a buffet line. Howard Stern was to the right of me talking about porn stars, and to the left of me was a stick figure that was really excited because there were tacos, and he was going to put sour cream on them. But in the buffet line, the order went sour cream THEN tacos, so he had to put sour cream on his plate, then tacos, then transfer the sour cream. This made him sad and he sang a song about having cold tacos"
And by the way, if you plan to dream-watch on your own, the best time to catch someone is right after they wake up. Shake them violently and say "What did you dream? What did you dream?" That way the sticky residue of their subconscious will still be fresh and they will remember all the little details.
My favorite so far:
"The dream started off with me and my friend Sara in a room at a party making out. All of a sudden, vampires burse through the door to attack us, but Blade popped out of the closet and defeated them. BUT, it wasn't the real Blade, but a white guy wearing brown face and body paint. I said "You're not Blade" and in a very Mr. T like voice said "Nigger, I'm Blade, we gots to go to New York." At that point everything turned into like it was being drawn by an eight year old with a crayon, except for the people. Next thing I knew, I was in a buffet line. Howard Stern was to the right of me talking about porn stars, and to the left of me was a stick figure that was really excited because there were tacos, and he was going to put sour cream on them. But in the buffet line, the order went sour cream THEN tacos, so he had to put sour cream on his plate, then tacos, then transfer the sour cream. This made him sad and he sang a song about having cold tacos"
And by the way, if you plan to dream-watch on your own, the best time to catch someone is right after they wake up. Shake them violently and say "What did you dream? What did you dream?" That way the sticky residue of their subconscious will still be fresh and they will remember all the little details.