Toothpaste (2NE1-Big Bang crack!fic)
Thanks to txytxy for the advice on how to copy and paste on livejournal. it was very helpful. I based this fic on the girl group KARA's incident on disappearing toothpaste. ^^ Have fun! This is entirely Dara's POV except when Big Bang wakes up.
I entered the bathroom, feeling drowsy. But I have to brush my teeth. I stood in front of the vanity blinking my eyes quickly. I then picked my toothbrush off the holder. I looked to the mirror’s left side, where the toothpaste holder was. As I opened it and squeezed it, pea-sized toothpaste came out of the tube. I twisted the cap off and I looked inside, but nothing was in there. “Bom-ah! We’re out of toothpaste!” I yelled. “But we just bought that last week!” CL popped her head into the bathroom. “Minji! Did you play with the toothpaste?” I yelled. “Why do you guys always assume it was me?” she yelled back. “What happened to the toothpaste?!” I yelled to the bathroom’s camera.
Two weeks later, the same thing happens all over again. We buy toothpaste and in a week there’s nothing left. What is wrong in the world?
I storm into the bathroom again, feeling hopeless. The toothpaste is gone again! “Bom-ah! Chae Rin-ah! Minji-ah!” I yelled from the bathroom. “Ne unni?” Chae Rin answered. “The toothpaste is gone again!” I yelled. “How did this all happen?” Minji asks. “We lock the house every night, and no one has the key except the PDs, Nanny Choi, sajangnim and…” Bom counts off. “Big Bang.” She whispered. “Big Bang took our toothpaste!?” Chae Rin yelled out. “But don’t you get up in the morning to drink water Bommie unni?” Minji inquired. “Yeah, but I never hear anything coming from the bathroom.” She answers. “Aish, I’m getting mad now!” Chae Rin playfully declared. “I got it!” Minji exclaims.
The next Tuesday, the broadcast of 2NE1 TV, we fervently wait in front of the TV. Then it was the roundly check on the dorm, then we saw Big Bang in their pajamas, with their socks, sneaking into our bathroom, bringing toothbrushes. “Hah!” I shouted. “So what do we do next?” Chae Rin asks. “I have an idea.” Bom smirks.
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The next day, Big Bang wakes up and heads to the kitchen. Young Bae starts cooking and Seung Ri heads to the living room with Jiyong, while Dae Sung and Seung Hyun sit on the dining table. “HUL!” Jiyong exclaims. Everyone runs to the living room. “What’s wrong?” Seung Hyun asks. “Oh my god.” Dae Sung exclaims. On their black couch was a message written with something white and smelled like mint.
Here’s your toothpaste.
-2NE1
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This was supposed to be my second fic, but nevermind. What do you think?
I entered the bathroom, feeling drowsy. But I have to brush my teeth. I stood in front of the vanity blinking my eyes quickly. I then picked my toothbrush off the holder. I looked to the mirror’s left side, where the toothpaste holder was. As I opened it and squeezed it, pea-sized toothpaste came out of the tube. I twisted the cap off and I looked inside, but nothing was in there. “Bom-ah! We’re out of toothpaste!” I yelled. “But we just bought that last week!” CL popped her head into the bathroom. “Minji! Did you play with the toothpaste?” I yelled. “Why do you guys always assume it was me?” she yelled back. “What happened to the toothpaste?!” I yelled to the bathroom’s camera.
Two weeks later, the same thing happens all over again. We buy toothpaste and in a week there’s nothing left. What is wrong in the world?
I storm into the bathroom again, feeling hopeless. The toothpaste is gone again! “Bom-ah! Chae Rin-ah! Minji-ah!” I yelled from the bathroom. “Ne unni?” Chae Rin answered. “The toothpaste is gone again!” I yelled. “How did this all happen?” Minji asks. “We lock the house every night, and no one has the key except the PDs, Nanny Choi, sajangnim and…” Bom counts off. “Big Bang.” She whispered. “Big Bang took our toothpaste!?” Chae Rin yelled out. “But don’t you get up in the morning to drink water Bommie unni?” Minji inquired. “Yeah, but I never hear anything coming from the bathroom.” She answers. “Aish, I’m getting mad now!” Chae Rin playfully declared. “I got it!” Minji exclaims.
The next Tuesday, the broadcast of 2NE1 TV, we fervently wait in front of the TV. Then it was the roundly check on the dorm, then we saw Big Bang in their pajamas, with their socks, sneaking into our bathroom, bringing toothbrushes. “Hah!” I shouted. “So what do we do next?” Chae Rin asks. “I have an idea.” Bom smirks.
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The next day, Big Bang wakes up and heads to the kitchen. Young Bae starts cooking and Seung Ri heads to the living room with Jiyong, while Dae Sung and Seung Hyun sit on the dining table. “HUL!” Jiyong exclaims. Everyone runs to the living room. “What’s wrong?” Seung Hyun asks. “Oh my god.” Dae Sung exclaims. On their black couch was a message written with something white and smelled like mint.
Here’s your toothpaste.
-2NE1
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This was supposed to be my second fic, but nevermind. What do you think?