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i don't know why i'm updating... i really have nothing to talk about... nothing is new...uh... yeah!
Oh wait, today i discovered i have a crush on myself! no really... its kinda weird...
i mean, do you think i might have a chance with myself?
like, clearly there's a sexual attraction... after all, i AM amazing in bed *bashful expression* but i get mixed signals... i mean, sometimes i'm eager to cuddle afterwards... other times i just wanna go to sleep or go out for a smoke or do something else that doesn't include me... ya know? and sometimes i'll be affectionate in public... little things... like playing with my hair... rubbing my shoulders... other times i pay no attention to myself and just stare at other girls. or boys. maybe i have commitment issues... i could talk to myself about it but for some reason i think it would be a very awkward conversation...
*sigh* leave it to me... crushing on someone who can't give me the care and affection i deserve.
oh well... and its not cheating! Husband has a crush on himself too! its a mutual thing... but i think he's having better luck with himself that i am with myself....
on the bright side, if i don't manage to hook up with myself, i won't have to deal with the nagging and bitching or clingy needyness! I can really live without that...
asside from that... i'm tired but can't sleep. well... i haven't really tried in that past couple of hours... but i tried to nap ALL afternoon and it didn't happen. i also don't want to go to bed before i'm so tired i just can't take it anymore... i haven't been able to stay asleep all night in soooooooo long.... not cool...
yeah... thats it for me...
end scene!
ps... i can't really see what im typing...
Oh wait, today i discovered i have a crush on myself! no really... its kinda weird...
i mean, do you think i might have a chance with myself?
like, clearly there's a sexual attraction... after all, i AM amazing in bed *bashful expression* but i get mixed signals... i mean, sometimes i'm eager to cuddle afterwards... other times i just wanna go to sleep or go out for a smoke or do something else that doesn't include me... ya know? and sometimes i'll be affectionate in public... little things... like playing with my hair... rubbing my shoulders... other times i pay no attention to myself and just stare at other girls. or boys. maybe i have commitment issues... i could talk to myself about it but for some reason i think it would be a very awkward conversation...
*sigh* leave it to me... crushing on someone who can't give me the care and affection i deserve.
oh well... and its not cheating! Husband has a crush on himself too! its a mutual thing... but i think he's having better luck with himself that i am with myself....
on the bright side, if i don't manage to hook up with myself, i won't have to deal with the nagging and bitching or clingy needyness! I can really live without that...
asside from that... i'm tired but can't sleep. well... i haven't really tried in that past couple of hours... but i tried to nap ALL afternoon and it didn't happen. i also don't want to go to bed before i'm so tired i just can't take it anymore... i haven't been able to stay asleep all night in soooooooo long.... not cool...
yeah... thats it for me...
end scene!
ps... i can't really see what im typing...