this winter break just keeps getting better.
Dear assholes who broke into my car last night,
I'm sorry you didn't find anything of value to steal and give to your loved ones. I mean, the tape deck is broken, and all I have in my trunk is a gallon of antifreeze. That bag you thought was full of gifts was actually full of garbage. Sorry about that! I really appreciate, though, the $200 price tag you left me to fix the window. It was a very thoughtful gesture.
Have a wonderful Christmas, and a Happy New Year!
Sincerely,
Molly
I'm sorry you didn't find anything of value to steal and give to your loved ones. I mean, the tape deck is broken, and all I have in my trunk is a gallon of antifreeze. That bag you thought was full of gifts was actually full of garbage. Sorry about that! I really appreciate, though, the $200 price tag you left me to fix the window. It was a very thoughtful gesture.
Have a wonderful Christmas, and a Happy New Year!
Sincerely,
Molly