Rumors
Either the emergency department has gotten way out of hand during my absence or the County rumor mill is churning at full speed.
What is the deal with you people and digital cameras? Actually, the more pressing question is what is the deal with County employees and sperm donation? It was once rumored that Dr. Romano went this route, now I'm hearing things about Portman and kids showing up in the goddamned ER. And he'd better stay away from the damn camera. If I hear one more thing about inappropriate pictures, I swear to God...
I have also been informed that Dr. Clemente has now taken up residence in the lounge. Someone please tell me whether or not this bit of information is correct. And after you inform me, you can also inform him that this hospital is not the Chicago Hilton.
On a different, less irritating note, I'd like to thank you all for the flowers. They actually seem to brighten up this place.
If I am in the dark about other goings-on in that vat of acid known as the ER, I'd like to keep it that way. Actually, I don't even care. Do whatever the hell you want. Come Monday my mind will be focused more on my rehabilitation and less on hospital gossip.
Thank. God.
What is the deal with you people and digital cameras? Actually, the more pressing question is what is the deal with County employees and sperm donation? It was once rumored that Dr. Romano went this route, now I'm hearing things about Portman and kids showing up in the goddamned ER. And he'd better stay away from the damn camera. If I hear one more thing about inappropriate pictures, I swear to God...
I have also been informed that Dr. Clemente has now taken up residence in the lounge. Someone please tell me whether or not this bit of information is correct. And after you inform me, you can also inform him that this hospital is not the Chicago Hilton.
On a different, less irritating note, I'd like to thank you all for the flowers. They actually seem to brighten up this place.
If I am in the dark about other goings-on in that vat of acid known as the ER, I'd like to keep it that way. Actually, I don't even care. Do whatever the hell you want. Come Monday my mind will be focused more on my rehabilitation and less on hospital gossip.
Thank. God.