#TweetRoundup
I get to feelin' bad for all of you LJ Ludds who don't get to catch all of my amazing one-liners. Realistically, I'm still not sure why I'm on Twitter... it still feels like casting straws out into the ether.
But one thing I like about Twitter is that it helps me to write, occasionally. (Jokes, primarily.) On most days, some famous funny person will list a new hashtag, and then the comedy-nerd fanbase will scramble to come up with funny additions. This serves two purposes: 1. to write spontaneous jokes and put them into the world and 2. to be noticed by a celebrity. I haven't had any luck with #2 yet, but all of my tweets are available, and now part of the Library of Congress. So, you know... movin' on up.
So, without further ado, my LiveJournal Tweet Roundup!
#SongPrequels:Girls On A Movie Set In Front Of A Camera
Foetal Elephant Kick
Full Like A Tick
It's Too Early To Apologize
I Don't Mean To Goad You, But Now Would Actually Be The Appropriate Time To Apologize
Oh, I Didn't Realise You Were Going To Go-Go
At Some Point In The Future, It Will Continue To Be Rock And Roll To Me
#SadAndBrokenToys:Spooky Slow Moan Machine
Easy Break Oven
Paddle & Bawl
Laser Toe Tag
Freudian Slip 'n Slide
Mr. Bucket List
Yoko Uno
My Little Po' Knee
Boba Fret
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Rowboats
To my surprise, this year when I attended church on Easter Sunday, I noticed that there was a free wi-fi connection. These were from when I live-tweeted church:Is it blasphemous to live tweet church on Easter?
10:05 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
These hymns are so slow that out of context they would be assumed to be an elaborate John Cage piece.
10:21 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
Pass the plate? I pass.
10:22 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
I've been trying to hide my yawns in hymn notes but they insist on coming between notes. Yawns are a tool of The Opponent!
10:28 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
@SeanECollier My church is better than your church!
10:35 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
I always feel like a jerk taking communion once a year.
10:42 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
John 316? Who knew the Bible had LOST references in it?
10:56 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
Thinking about why they call it a bald-faced lie. Is it easier to lie through a moustache?
11:06 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
I'd like to bring Simon Cowell here to watch him explode.
11:09 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
And into the second hour...
11:11 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
Ooh... can I get an end piece?
11:13 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
Panasonic sells the best Hostmakers, I hear.
11:18 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
Amen! Happy Easter!
11:25 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
And lastly, #FoodMovies:Inglourious Musterds
Drag Meat Through Hellmann's
Klutefisk
Batmanicotti
The Pink Pan-Seared Tuna
First Blood Pudding
The Man With Two Brain and Kidney Pies
The Big Chili
But one thing I like about Twitter is that it helps me to write, occasionally. (Jokes, primarily.) On most days, some famous funny person will list a new hashtag, and then the comedy-nerd fanbase will scramble to come up with funny additions. This serves two purposes: 1. to write spontaneous jokes and put them into the world and 2. to be noticed by a celebrity. I haven't had any luck with #2 yet, but all of my tweets are available, and now part of the Library of Congress. So, you know... movin' on up.
So, without further ado, my LiveJournal Tweet Roundup!
#SongPrequels:Girls On A Movie Set In Front Of A Camera
Foetal Elephant Kick
Full Like A Tick
It's Too Early To Apologize
I Don't Mean To Goad You, But Now Would Actually Be The Appropriate Time To Apologize
Oh, I Didn't Realise You Were Going To Go-Go
At Some Point In The Future, It Will Continue To Be Rock And Roll To Me
#SadAndBrokenToys:Spooky Slow Moan Machine
Easy Break Oven
Paddle & Bawl
Laser Toe Tag
Freudian Slip 'n Slide
Mr. Bucket List
Yoko Uno
My Little Po' Knee
Boba Fret
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Rowboats
To my surprise, this year when I attended church on Easter Sunday, I noticed that there was a free wi-fi connection. These were from when I live-tweeted church:Is it blasphemous to live tweet church on Easter?
10:05 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
These hymns are so slow that out of context they would be assumed to be an elaborate John Cage piece.
10:21 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
Pass the plate? I pass.
10:22 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
I've been trying to hide my yawns in hymn notes but they insist on coming between notes. Yawns are a tool of The Opponent!
10:28 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
@SeanECollier My church is better than your church!
10:35 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
I always feel like a jerk taking communion once a year.
10:42 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
John 316? Who knew the Bible had LOST references in it?
10:56 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
Thinking about why they call it a bald-faced lie. Is it easier to lie through a moustache?
11:06 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
I'd like to bring Simon Cowell here to watch him explode.
11:09 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
And into the second hour...
11:11 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
Ooh... can I get an end piece?
11:13 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
Panasonic sells the best Hostmakers, I hear.
11:18 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
Amen! Happy Easter!
11:25 AM Apr 4th via mobile web
And lastly, #FoodMovies:Inglourious Musterds
Drag Meat Through Hellmann's
Klutefisk
Batmanicotti
The Pink Pan-Seared Tuna
First Blood Pudding
The Man With Two Brain and Kidney Pies
The Big Chili