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am compiling update into list for the following reasons:
1. i can put a lot of random info in them
2. more people read them
3. its like stream of consciousness but less annoying
Events over the passed sevral days, with complimentary quotes:
1. Tetnis shot-"fuck that hurt!"
2. Gave 3oz of blood for thyroid, sugar, and cholestoral tests-"honey, why are you closing your eyes? its not going to hurt that badly"-"yes it is don't lie to me, don't you dare lie to me i'v given blood before i know what this is about" (Fuck! which was hopefully inaudiable)-left arm hurts like a mother
3. Attended cousin's first communion, accidentally took picture of wrong child.
4. spent one hour at mall searching for prom dress, 45 min of which was devoted to lusting over pumas and steve maddens
5. saw the pacifier with friend from bowling (i didn't pick the movie) and sadly realized how much disney relies on potty humor
6. was called fat by mother (however indirectly) on mother's day....no gift next year!
7. Made the ap english test my bitch, only to be made the bitch of the ap euro history test.
**Quote-"Oh, you'll be 18 next month huh? You should schedule for your first papsmear."
-"I said 18, not 40."-a discussion i had with my doctor during my phsyical
1. i can put a lot of random info in them
2. more people read them
3. its like stream of consciousness but less annoying
Events over the passed sevral days, with complimentary quotes:
1. Tetnis shot-"fuck that hurt!"
2. Gave 3oz of blood for thyroid, sugar, and cholestoral tests-"honey, why are you closing your eyes? its not going to hurt that badly"-"yes it is don't lie to me, don't you dare lie to me i'v given blood before i know what this is about" (Fuck! which was hopefully inaudiable)-left arm hurts like a mother
3. Attended cousin's first communion, accidentally took picture of wrong child.
4. spent one hour at mall searching for prom dress, 45 min of which was devoted to lusting over pumas and steve maddens
5. saw the pacifier with friend from bowling (i didn't pick the movie) and sadly realized how much disney relies on potty humor
6. was called fat by mother (however indirectly) on mother's day....no gift next year!
7. Made the ap english test my bitch, only to be made the bitch of the ap euro history test.
**Quote-"Oh, you'll be 18 next month huh? You should schedule for your first papsmear."
-"I said 18, not 40."-a discussion i had with my doctor during my phsyical