And one time, in band class...
I miss Mickey.
Tales of intelligence from band:
Kenneth: Renn, have you ever seen a penis?
Renn: Yes Kenneth.
Kenneth: Did you kiss it?
Renn: No Kenneth.
Kenneth: Did you want to?
Renn: No Kenneth.
Dominic: Have you ever seen a vagina?
Renn: ...Dominic, I'm a girl, I have one.
Dominic: Oh, right.
Later:
Kenneth: Renn, are you a virgin?
Renn: Yes Kenneth.
Kenneth: Are you gay?
Renn: No Kenneth. I'm bisexual.
Kenneth: That means you like both, right?
Renn: Yes Kenneth, that is the generally accepted definition of the term.
I should have told him I'm apansexual and let him try to figure it out.
Most of the time I do prefer hanging out with guys, but these two... argh. I expected that from Kenneth, but didn't think Dominic was dumb enough to get in on the act.
Tales of intelligence from band:
Kenneth: Renn, have you ever seen a penis?
Renn: Yes Kenneth.
Kenneth: Did you kiss it?
Renn: No Kenneth.
Kenneth: Did you want to?
Renn: No Kenneth.
Dominic: Have you ever seen a vagina?
Renn: ...Dominic, I'm a girl, I have one.
Dominic: Oh, right.
Later:
Kenneth: Renn, are you a virgin?
Renn: Yes Kenneth.
Kenneth: Are you gay?
Renn: No Kenneth. I'm bisexual.
Kenneth: That means you like both, right?
Renn: Yes Kenneth, that is the generally accepted definition of the term.
I should have told him I'm apansexual and let him try to figure it out.
Most of the time I do prefer hanging out with guys, but these two... argh. I expected that from Kenneth, but didn't think Dominic was dumb enough to get in on the act.