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Apr 05, 2005 12:47

hmm i don't know what to say...so comment!
and tell me a story...(yes i know i copied you nat)

AH! I GOT MY MARS VOLTA TICKETS IN DA MAIL!!!! i'm so stoked

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ok, so i went overboard but you totally asked for it anonymous April 6 2005, 02:32:22 UTC
once upon a time, a little boy named johnny went to the beach with his parents, once they got there, he asked if he could go take a walk. his parents said sure but not to go too far. so he walked along the shore until he came to a little hole. he knelt down and pered inside, and there was this really strange kid from school! now, johnny had always stayed away from this kid cuz he was really weird - he wore orange knickers (knee pants from holland lol)and green plaid knee socks with etnies! (he was culturally confused) So no one wanted to be seen with the little odd boy, (whose name was andy!) because their moms all told them not to talk to weirdos. anyway, andy grabbed the little boy and jerked him down into the hole where richard simmons was leading low impact arobics (i know, so cliche' right?)johnny looked very frightened and like he was about to cry so andy grabbed him and told him to DANCE! to dance with all his heart! to leave all predjudice and concerns, the cares of this dreary world behind...for DANCE! While johnny just stood there with a look of terror, andy explained that he too had been held down by the weight of life and that he too had been afraid. But, that was all changed now, because andy had learned from the mormons and their monks that low impact dance was the key! the key to a future WITHOUT limits where he could be FREE to look like a dork in his knickers and not care if it people stuck signs on his back that said, "knickers me" instead of "pants me" like everyone else! So Johnny danced! and as he danced he decided that andy wasn't so weird after all (besides the fact that he had drawn his shirt on with a blue magic marker, his hair being in a bowlet, that he shaved his face with mayonaisse and raw egg yolks, and wore a bracelet made of bugars on a string)...and that maybe he should buy some knickers as soon as possible.
The END

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Re: ok, so i went overboard but you totally asked for it kuuipo_416 April 6 2005, 15:54:50 UTC
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA omg! i'm like laughing out loud in class right now
is this nat?

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