Sir Robin's Song (Monty Python)
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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot,
He was not afraid to die, Oh Brave Sir Robin,
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
And his kidneys burnt and his nipples skewered off,
And his penis...
Brave Sir Robin ran away…
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out!
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat!
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
По многочисленным просьбам трудящихся выкладываю текст.
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot,
He was not afraid to die, Oh Brave Sir Robin,
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
And his kidneys burnt and his nipples skewered off,
And his penis...
Brave Sir Robin ran away…
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out!
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat!
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!