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[kuti_wita_bewti]

i meT da hawtesst boi evA he goTs brn harr n grn eyz n he taLl n reel hawt n his nam iz alex n i wint 2 his 31sT birfdai paRti 2dai i gav him a bloW jOb n he sed iT waz da best he eva haD

Comments

[vovinoiad]

Why do I always attract the attention of sock puppets?

[allahuakbar]

maybe it's because you're a dick and the sock puppets are used to collect the semen that men produce during masturbation

[vovinoiad]

It's always so adorable when children are clever.

[allahuakbar]

dawg i had my bar mitzvah i am a real man

[vovinoiad]

1. You still live with your parents.
2. You're still in school.
3. You're under 18.

Bar Mitzvah or not, you're a long way away from being an "adult".

Why...you weren't even alive when "The Gipper" was president.

[allahuakbar]

uh yeah i was alive at that point george h bush (FUCKING OIL GRUBBIN MOTHERFUCKER UGH I H8 THE GOVERNMENT) was sworn in jan. 1988 i was born sep. 1987

i totally could make fun of you, a thirty-two year old person that looks like they never shook off their mid-teen angst/goth period, but i won't because i don't care.

[vovinoiad]

Much as I could "totally make fun of you" for being a stereotypical "angry angst-ridden teenager". (I'll refrain from any Hot Topic jokes.)

But I won't, because that wouldn't be playing fair.

[allahuakbar]

fuck hot topic that place is TOTALLY FOR POSEURS OMFG

wtf are you talking about anyway i ain't angsty i love rap

[vovinoiad]

A white teenager that likes rap.

Ye-es. Do you have any idea how stereotypical that is...?

[allahuakbar]

A white thirty-year-old that likes "rough sex", "pain sluts", and some fuckin bullshit called "gormenghast".

Ye-es. Do you have any idea how YOU HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE that is...?

[vovinoiad]

*shrugs* I can see how I wouldn't fit into your operant paradigm.

Then again...I can see how a lot of things wouldn't fit into your operant paradigm.

Ah,well. That will change in time. You're still new.

[allahuakbar]

aight, in this play, the character "protagonist!" is myself, and the character "black panther!" is my friend (THE ONLY FRIEND THAT KEEPS THE NEEDLE FROM MY VEINS)

protagonist!: man this guy is just like my sister
black panther!: sorry g
protagonist!: annoyingly esoteric
black panther!: ......yes
protagonist!: and esoteric for the sole point of being esoteric
black panther!: yeah, he seems kind of mad annoying
black panther!: and has a whole "i'm better than you" thing going on
protagonist!: and has a whole "i'm a dick" thing going on
protagonist!: man i should just cut and paste this shit for my next comment

[vovinoiad]

"talk shit about me, talk good about me...you're still talking about me."

[allahuakbar]

yes, yes i am. what is your point?

[vovinoiad]

Are you really Jewish?

Because that would make you listening to thug-life rap even funnier, considering how anti-semitic most rappers are.

Kind of like "Jews for Hitler".

[allahuakbar]

my question: WHO THE FUCK CARES

let me transcribe a sisters of mercy song plz

**ominous church-like oohs and aahs**

**andrew eldritch (i don't care if that's not the dude's name) starts singing**
i will be the eagle to your dark soul
kill me before i flower
please take the knife
please please please

**more ominous oohs and aahs**

**steady industrial beat fades in**

**chorus**
kill me kill me kill me please
catholicism makes me want to purge
kill me take me from the church
my parents brought me here when i was five

**repeat for ten minutes**

in conclusion,