(1) The singular most boring question: Carolyn
(2) Are you happy with it? No, but I like Caz.
(3) Are you named after anyone? Not as I'm aware
(4) Are you a prostitute? Nope
(5) Your screenname: Kute Kitty, most places
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? Hell no
(7) Then what would you name your children? Pam or John.
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? Robin Benjamin Thomas. Kill me now.
(9) If you could switch names with a friend,who would that be? Hmm. Maybe Hannah. I like that name.
(10) Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? Caroline. All the damn time.
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? Probably not.
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BASICS
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(12) Your gender: Female
(13) Straight/gay/bi? Bi
(14) Single? No
(15) Want to be? I like being in a good relationship.
(16) Your birthdate: 28/07/1981
(17) Your age: 25
(18) Age you act: 3 or 30.
(19) Age you wish you were: 24. I could stave off my identity crisis a little longer that way.
(20) Your height: 5'7"
(21) The color of your eyes: Blue
(22) Happy with it? Never particularly thought about it.
(23) The color of your hair: Naturally blonde, currently still has red/purple ends.
(24) Happy with it? I love how easily it bleaches in the sun. I go out for half an hour and look like I've had it professionally lightened, except without of the bad chemical mess.
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? Right
(26) Your living arrangement? Living. With a cat. He thinks my shoulder is his scratching post.
(27) Your family: Mum, Dad, Andy, Sooty...various aunts/uncles/cousins.
(28) Have any pets? Sooty.
(29) What's your job: Dogsbody/gofer for the NHS
(30) Piercings? Ears, twice each, and my bellybutton though that's healed up.
(31) Tattoos? Three.
(32) Obsessions? T'internet
(33) Addictions? Not many any more. I hope.
(35) Do you speak another language? I can count to 10 in about 5 languages.
(36) Have a favourite quote? "Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth" - Mark Twain.
(37) Do you have a webpage? uk.geocities.com/sootycat_lover
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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(38) Do you live in the moment? Live in...what?
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? Only if the others aren't Sheila. She doesn't deserve tolerance.
(40) Do you have any secrets? Don't think so
(41) Do you hate yourself? Less now than I used to.
(42) Do you like your handwriting? It's not too bad
(43) Do you have any bad habits? Fuck yes
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? That I'm intelligent :)
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? KITTY!
(46) What's your biggest fear? Dying in a fire. And water. I'm not a water baby.
(47) Can you sing? I do sing.
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? That wouldn't look cool, that'd look dumb.
(49) Are you a loner? Often
(50) What are your no. 1 priorities in life? Being with Gray and being happy with myself.
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I have no idea
(52) Are you a daredevil? Sometimes
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? Yes
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? Depends on the context. I'm not very practised at aggressive but can be good at it in small doses.
(55) Have you got a journal? Just this one
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? My strength is my force of will. My weakness is my inability to forgive.
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Smaller fucking tits.
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. Which do you choose? What kind of a question is that? All three, at the same time.
(59) How do you vent? I shout on here. Or think about the sound of breaking glass.
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? I can keep myself going through anything, but eventually I will curl up in a corner and cry for hours.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? I don't believe in regrets, they're a waste of energy.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? It could've been worse. It could've been better too.
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? If you're in the shit, don't wait for anyone else to get you out of it.
(64) What do you like the most about your body? My calves. I have good calves.
(65) And least? Tits. Hate them. Too fucking big.
(66) Do you think you are good looking? Sometimes.
(67) Are you confident? I can fake it.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? Carrie White. Except without the psychokinesis.
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? Often. Comes of looking like Barbie.
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DO YOU...
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(71) Smoke? Nope
(72) Do drugs? Nope
(73) Read the newspaper? Nope
(74) Pray? Once ever
(75) Go to church? Nope
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? Hell no
(77) Sleep with a stuffed animal? Cecil
(78) Take walks in the rain? Sometimes
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? Not any more
(80) Drive? Yep
(81) Like to drive fast? Sometimes
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HAVE YOU EVER...
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(82) Liked your voice? Yes, actually.
(83) Hurt yourself? Yes but I don't any more.
(84) Been out of the country? Lots of times.
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? That chicken. Of course I stopped eating when I got to the raw bit...
(88) Been in love? Yep
(89) Done drugs? No
(90) Gone skinny dipping? Nope
(91) Had a medical emergency? I had an ambulance called for me once, and I've had all the usual childhood trips to A&E
(92) Had a surgery? Yep
(93) Ran away from home? No
(94) Played strip poker? Nope
(95) Gotten beaten up? Only in karate lessons
(96) Beaten someone up? Not seriously and only in karate
(97) Been picked on? Ooh yeah
(98) Been on stage? Yep, it was fun
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date
with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you
faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to
mention your breath? That's incredibly specific. No.
(100) Slept outdoors? Yep
(101) Thought about suicide? Hundreds of times.
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? Yep
(103) If yes, what is your record? 32 hours no sleep flying back from the states, or several days in a row getting a maximum of 3 hours sleep when Adam left. I didn't like sleeping then. I didn't like the dreams.
(104) Gone one day without food? Oh yeah.
(105) Talked on the phone all night? Nope, I heart my sleep
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first? Hell yeah
(107) Slept all day? No but I'd like to
(108) Killed someone? I tried once
(109) Made out with a stranger? If by "stranger" you mean "someone I'd said 5 words or less to" then...yes.
(110) Had sex with a stranger? Ahem. See above. Yes again.
(111) Thought you're going crazy? Ooooh yeah.
(112) Kissed the same sex? Yep, twas fun.
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Nope
(114) Been betrayed? Everyone has.
(115) Had a dream that came true? Yep.
(116) Broken the law? Speeding, illegal parking once or twice...nothing big
(117) Met a famous person? Rolf Harris. Michael Dukakis. The duke of Edinburgh.
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? I drowned a flea once.
(121) On purpose? Spiders, bugs, things that shouldn't have been in my house.
(145) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? Not really
(146) Stolen anything? Nope
(147) Been on radio/tv? Nope
(148) Been in a mosh-pit? Yep
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? A small one. Only lasted half a day. That's all I had time for.
(150) Considered religious vocation? Hell no
(152) Bungee jumped? Not yet
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back? Yep
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CLOTHES
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(154) Shoe brand? *shrugs*
(155) Brand of clothing? Tesco Value usually
(156) Cologne/perfume? Don't wear any
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Um...clothes. Often Tesco Value clothes.
(158) How about parties? I rarely go to parties. Jeans and something that'll show off my tats. YES I DID SAY TATS.
(159) Wear hats? Not often
(160) Judge other people by their clothing? Only if they're covered in burberry. Then they deserve to be judged. And clubbed.
(161) Wear make-up? Very rarely
(162) Favourite place to shop? Tesco
(163) Favourite article of clothing? Trainers. I love my trainers.
(164) Are you trendy? Not intentionally
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school? I'd rather have a casual uniform, like they do at Babington. Black trousers/skirt and a white shirt with a collar (including polo shirts). My school uniform was the definition of ugly.
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BELIEFS
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(166) Believe in life on other planets? On balance yes.
(167) Miracles? Sometimes.
(168) Astrology? No
(169) Magic? To an extent.
(170) God? No
(171) Satan? No
(172) Santa? No
(173) Ghosts? Yes
(174) Luck? Sometimes
(175) Love at first sight? Yep
(176) Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)? Yes
(177) Witches? Yes
(178) Easter bunny? I am the easter bunny!
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yep
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Rainbows don't have ends. Leprechauns are tricky bastards.
(181) Do you wish on stars? Nope
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DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
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(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Nope
(183) Do you think God has a gender? If I believed that God existed, no.
(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion? Science is about proof, religion is about faith.
(185) Do you believe in organized religion? It exists, it can be manipulated to be an evil thing.
(186) Where do you think we go when we die? I don't know. Live long enough and you'll find out.
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AMIGOS
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(187) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Yep
(188) Who is your best friend? Mal and Adele
(189) Who's the one person that knows most about you? Gray or Matt.
(190) What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? It's OK to just be you.
(191) Your favourite inside joke? Thuperman.
(192) Thing you're picked on most about? Blondeness
(193) Who's your longest known friend? Geoff
(194) Newest? Um...I'm not sure. Very possibly Gray.
(195) Shyest? Um...I have no idea.
(196) Funniest? Mal
(197) Sweetest? Sophie
(198) Craziest? Adele
(199) Weirdest? All of them
(200) Smartest? Um...all of them.
(201) Ditziest? Sophie!
(202) Friends you miss being close to the most? Claire Bear
(203) Last person you talked to online? Adele
(204) Do you talk to most online? Probably Adele.
(205) Who are you on the phone with most? Mother dearest
(206) Who do you trust most? Gray
(207) Who listens to your problems? Gray. He doesn't have a choice. I love him for it.
(208) Who do you fight most with? I don't like fighting so I don't do it.
(209) Who's the nicest? Hmm. Mike.
(210) Who's the most outgoing? Hmm. Sophie?
(211) Who's the best singer? Sophie. Other Sophie. Sophie A. She's a fucking fantastic singer.
(212) Who's on your shit-list? Craig.
(213) Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? Yes
(214) Who's your second family? Mal's lot
(215) Do you always feel understood? Pretty much. And if not understood then always hugged.
(216) Who's the loudest friend? Bhav
(217) Do you trust others easily? Only once
(219) Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: Gray
(220) Do your friends know you? They know what I allow them to see. If they're my friends then they know me pretty well.
(221) Friend that lives farthest away: Adele.
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LOVE, and all that
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(222) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? Not especially
(225) Do you consider love a mistake? Hell no
(226) What do you consider romantic? Honesty
(227) Turn-on? Setting the boundaries but setting them wide enough to allow for lots of fun
(228) Turn-off? "I could fuck you if I wanted to"
(229) First kiss? Simon
(231) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Flattered
(232) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"? Knowing them a little. Not enough that we're close friends, entering or ending that kind of relationship can fuck too many things up.
(233) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? I've never cared what was "socially acceptable".
(235) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? I've been romantically attracted to people that others thought physically unattractive. I thought the others in question were fucking stupid.
(236) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? They tell me they do
(237) What is best about the opposite sex? Hugs
(238) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? Chauvenism
(245) Do you read porn? On occasion
(246) Read the articles? Only the ones I find interesting. (How to make anal penetration easier, that kinda thing...)
(247) Just the pics? If they're good pics I'll look at them.
(248) What's the last present someone gave you? Chocolate. A HUGE slab of chocolate. From Gray. Did I mention my boyfriend is the most awesome person alive?
(257) Are you in love? Yes
(258) Do you consider your significant other hot? Oh hell yes
(264) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? Take the time to notice them then keep going.
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WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
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(279) That haunted you? The old lady that that bedside cabinet came from.
(280) You wanted to kill? Sheila. Well, more maim than kill.
(281) That you laughed at? Myself.
(282) That laughed at you? Gray.
(283) That turned you on? Gray. Duh.
(284) You went shopping with? Me and Gray went round Tesco.
(285) That broke your heart? Adam
(286) To disappoint you? I can't remember
(287) To ask you out? Some internet freak probably has, but properly, Gray
(288) To make you cry? Everyone at work.
(289) To brighten up your day? Gray. You seriously have to see the size of the chocolate slab to believe it.
(290) That you thought about? Gray.
(291) You saw a movie with? Probably Gray, but it's been a while. We need to go to the movies again.
(292) You talked to on the phone? Um...the garage.
(293) You talked to through IM/ICQ? Adele
(294) You saw? Gray
(295) You lost? Danny
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RIGHT THIS MOMENT...
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(337) Are you going out? Nope, I'm bedward bound
(338) Will it be with your significant other? Nope, just me and Cecil
(339) Or some random person? Cecil isn't random. He's a dream ninja.
(340) What are you wearing right now? Black top, cream trousers
(341) Body-part you're touching right now: My arm's resting on my leg.
(342) What are you worried about right now? The cleaning audit tomorrow.
(343) What book are you reading? Darksong Rising, by L E Modessit Jr
(344) What's on your mousepad? Hehe. Star Trek.
(345) Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: Tired, tired, tired, tired, loved
(346) Are you bored? Not especially
(347) Are you tired? Gee, did you get that impression?
(348) Are you talking to anyone online? Nope
(349) Are you talking to anyone on the phone? Nope
(350) Are you lonely or content? Content
(351) Are you listening to music? Yep
Right, now there's a bed and a Cecil waiting for me. Night all.