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My mum's birthday is today, so I have been fairly busy and yet I someow found the time for the 12 characters meme because it amused me when I read other people's and I wanted to have a go.
I did only one fandom because I totally didn't read the instruction, however the results still made me laugh and quite a few plot bunnies were born...
Characters:
1. Severus Snape
2. Hermione Granger
3. Harry Potter
4. Luna Lovegood
5. Narcissa Malfoy
6. Remus Lupin
7. Voldemort
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Pansy Parkinson
10. Percy Weasley
11. Horace Slughorn
12. Sirius Black
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 (Lupin/Slughorn) fic? Do you want to?
No I haven’t, I don’t know if one exists, it probably will in the future though, I might read it, it has potential. Sort of.
2. Do you think 4 (Luna) is hot? How hot?
Hmm, she will definitely be hot, as for now I am not sure. Dreamy eyes and long blonde hair is certainly attractive.
3. What would happen if 12 (Sirius Black) got 8 (Draco Malfoy) pregnant?
Hahaha, well some people would be pleased, as pure blooded babies are quite rare these days, and a new Black heir is not a bad thing. Some people would be pissed off, Harry Potter being one of them, Remus Lupin another. Draco would complain and moan and Molly Weasley will give him advice, she is very qualified in that department. Sirius would deny everything and ask for a DNA test after it’s born.
4. Can you rec any fics about 9? (Pansy)
Hmm, although I like Pansy I haven’t read many fics with her, I quite like Maya’s Ron/Pansy though, if someone can rec me Pansy!fic I’d be very happy.
5. Would 2 (Hermione) and 6 (Remus) make a good couple?
They will get a few eyebrows raised but why not, I have read a couple of Hermione/Remus and especially liked one where Hermione went to him to practice sex, because it really made sense that Hermione would want to excel at everything including that and who better to ask than a teacher. It is a bit random but after Tonks, why not Hermione?
6. 5/9 (Narcissa/Pansy) or 5/10 (Narcissa/Percy)? Why?
Narcissa/Pansy, definitely. It just makes sense, also I have read it and its hot in a Draco introduces his girlfriend to his mother and initial mistrust and jealousy culminates in curiosity and sex. Draco is left high and dry and very confused. Though Narcissa and Percy could work too, she is left to seduce/entertain the Minister’s assistant while Fudge speaks to Lucius.
7. What would happen if 7(Voldemort) walked in on 2 (Hermione) and 12 (Sirius) having sex?
Voldemort would watch in shock, trying to work out how the dead guy who everyone thought was working for him was getting it off with Harry Potter’s girlfriend and whether selling the tabloids pictures would drive Potter to suicide. The Dark Lord is certainly getting better at Evil Plans, too bad that after he got his body back he stopped reading newspapers.
8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Harry/Percy) fic.
I am sure quite a few of these exist, but I don’t remember reading any, so… Harry Potter decides that enough is enough, he just can’t take the knitted jumpers any longer and in a fit of rage tells Molly Weasley off, she kicks him out and alone and friendless he bumps into Percy Weasley. Percy feels sorry for him/is working for Voldemort and this is a part of the secret plan and takes him in. Harry gets a job at the ministry and seduces Percy out of boredom.
Alternatively:
Scandalous: Head Boy Percy Weasley confesses how he made The Boy Who Lived his own personal Head Boy, Exclusive with Rita Skeeter.
Hermione folded the Prophet carefully and rose a questioning eyebrow at a blushing Harry.
“What? It was a good way to pass detention.”
Ron was busy having a heart attack.
“And you were saying that knowledge isn’t dangerous” Quipped Hermione.
9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Snape/Draco) fluff?
Quite probably, it’s a pairing with rising popularity, especially since JK made it canon HBP. I haven’t read any though and I would prefer angst and despair and mutual mistrust, but that’s just me.
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Voldemort/Sirius)
Wow that would be one hell of a fic, too bad I suck at titles. Which would be a good title for ff.net…
Beyond the grave red flowers grow.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Luna) to deflower 1 (Snape)?
Haha, oh god now that’s a fic I would like to see. Um, well a time turner would be needed or some other time travelling device that only Luna believes in and everyone is *omg Gasp* when she disappears one day. She wants to stop young Severus from joining the DE and killing Dumbledore and tries to seduce him. Only problem is that he lusts after a certain redhead and so Luna does the only thing possible and polyjuices into Lily. A lot of kinky sex ensues, Luna strikes me as kinky, don’t you think? One day she gets back into her own time leaving Severus, he becomes bitter and angry and joins Voldemort...
12. Does anyone on you flist read 7 (Voldemort) slash?
Yeah, a few do.
13. Does anyone on your flist read 3 (Harry) het?
They might, though not many.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Slughorn)
Um, I am not sure, though I think a couple may have written him.
15. Would anyone on your flist write 2/4/5? (Hermione/Luna/Narcissa)
I think so, it would certainly be an interesting threesome. :D
16. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
Percy? Hmm. I think that because Percy is so uptight he would scream a profanity and for once let go.
17. If you wrote a songfic about 8 (Draco), which song would you choose?
Since HBP gave as emo Draco, I’d like to work with that, My Chemical Romance “I’m OK” Perhaps.
18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? (Snape/Lupin/Black)
Oooh! What are the odds of this happening, heh! Um, non con, bondage, hate!sex, Sirius persuades Remus that revenge is needed…
19. What might be a good pick up line for 2 to use on 10? Hermione/Percy.
I think that there should be more of that, maybe there is but no one’s told me which is not very polite. “Do you want me to colour code these?”
20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Narcissa)
Just the other day actually.
21. What is 6’s (Remus Lupin) super-sekrit kink?
He likes to be dominated, not sure how secret that is though.
22. Would 11 (Slughorn/Pansy) shag 9? Drunk or sober?
He probably would, I am not sure she would appreciate it, and drunk, we know Horace likes his drink.
23. If 3 and 7 get together who tops? (Harry/Voldemort)
Voldemort, although sex slaves are occasionally allowed to top too, who knew Voldemort was so open to new experiences.
24. Severus Snape and Pansy are in a happy relationship until Pansy suddenly runs off with Luna. Snape, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Slughorn and a brief unhappy affair with Sirius, then follows the wise advice of Narcissa and finds true love with Harry Potter." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Wow, I like this, I would so read it and as it culminates in Snarry I think a lot of the flist would too. As for a title “The confessions of an ex Death Eater, or how love conquers all” I don’t know who would write it, but please someone do and I promise you will get a gift from me.
25. How would you feel if 7/8 were canon? (Voldemort/Draco Malfoy)
Disturbed, though in canon Malfoy is established as Voldie’s bitch, nonetheless after he defied his orders I don’t imagine he will be facing a very pleased Dark Lord.
Also my recent discovery that the OUSU is sending everyone Freshers' Packs with information about ordering gowns etc has made me worry an awful lot because I haven't got mine yet. Do you all have yours? Could that mean that my confirmation hasn't arrived. I think I'd die if it got lost on the way. I am not sure what to do, whether to wait or call them and ask which is quite pathetic but it would suck so much if they thought that I haven't confirmed my place. Or maybe it was the pack that got lost, or even the simpler comclusion that it has not arrived yet and that it will. *worryworry* :(