I have mixed feelings about the Gossip Girl finale, if I hadn't been life blogging it, my reaction would have probably been just a row of exclamation points, but I have and the result is rambly. To be fair, there are still a fair amount of exclamations.
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Gossip Girl (long and rambly, more so than usually) )
Thank you! Seriously, that trio is so amazing.
Happy foursomes are (sadly) not an option! You need to make a decision! I think I ended up marrying Stephane, because I think he'd be the best husband, sleeping with Evan because I'm stupidly attractive to him (no hair gel allowed, though), and then killing Johnny. WHICH MAKES ME FEEL TERRIBLE, BUT - I'm not as physically attracted to him, compared to the other two? And also, being married to him would be hard!
And dear lord, difficult decisions! Okay, um...
Marry: John Bender. It's the bad boy thing, I guess, plus, you know, I think I've been a little bit in love with every member of TBC since I first saw the film.
Fuck: Draco Malfoy. Because I think he's a little too broken to marry, but still attractive.
And then kill: Jayne Cobb. Because much as he cracks me up, I don't know how well I'd do having him around IRL in any circumstance.
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I agree with marrying Stephane, he seems less damaged than the others, and that marriage is a lot less likely to end in one of us murdering the other! But I'm afraid I'll have to cliff Evan, at least the way he looks now, a few years ago that decision would have been much harder! Sleep with Johnny, because he can take my breath away, haha, yes I am aware of how that sounds.
Yay, you included pictures! Sound choices, I see what you mean about an IRL Jayne, but I do heart him lots.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D CLIFF EVAN. I just...despite the fact that Johnny got me into this fandom, I am so in love with Evan. And hey, if the boy takes your breath away, I'd say that's a good enough reason.
Wasn't I supposed to include pictures? (I actually really love that Bender one.) I love Jayne lots, too, but sort of...as a part of the crew, I guess.
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I KNOW, I'M SORRY. I love orange bro a lot, but mostly I want to feed him and hug him and teach him how to have fun. And with Johnny, yeah I want to go shopping, but also other, less pure thoughts.
You were! But you were also supposed to repost, the rules are flexible, haha, the pics were just a pleasant surprise in my inbox!
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Ahaha, okay, I see. We are flipped on that front, then, because most of my unpure thoughts belong to orangebro. (Though I'd totally just love to be best friends with him, too.)
Geez, I really fail at reading meme rules.
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