Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I pulled
into_the_wild's hair (-5 points). In March I put money in
stingerx's expired parking meter (14 points). In January I bought porn for
f_o_c (10 points). In May I stole
roidsrage's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (315 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
kutabare