Guess what?

Mar 28, 2009 00:01

I'm now 22.

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toxinv2 March 28 2009, 02:37:31 UTC
You old fucker. *hugs* I'll always be older though.

Now post some sexy pictures of yourself, ok?

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kushan March 28 2009, 02:46:46 UTC
Toxy! Where the FUCK have you been?!

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toxinv2 March 28 2009, 02:49:14 UTC
I'M WAITING FOR MY SEXY IRISHMAN PICTURES.

Also toxy-woxy been 'round. =D How are you?

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kushan March 28 2009, 02:52:03 UTC
You always were a big ol' whore!
Your MSN also no longer exists, apparently. Hence the worryness of you possibly being dead or something. I always expected you to wind up dead some day, only I expected to find out on Ripley's Believe it or not or something. Or at least Reuter's Oddly Enough section. Something about people dying in the middle of a drug-fuelled orgy or something. That's how I expect you to go. And I'll likely follow in your footsteps >_>

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toxinv2 March 28 2009, 02:58:26 UTC
Haha. =)

At least! Though I think I've always been aiming for something in the Guinness book of world records and perhaps my own wikipedia article. The drug-fuelled orgy sounds quite accurate though.

And likely follow in my footsteps? Pffft, you'll be like three humps behind me.

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kushan March 28 2009, 03:01:38 UTC
I'll be behind you in so many ways. I'll probably even be directly responsible for your death. Ruptured Colon or something >_>

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toxinv2 March 28 2009, 03:09:44 UTC
toxinv2 March 28 2009, 03:10:09 UTC
our even, fuck. *

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kushan March 28 2009, 03:11:10 UTC
Yes, but you haven't really heard of my latest exploits. I believe a great man once said "I am the master, now".

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toxinv2 March 28 2009, 03:13:47 UTC
Oh you big liar. You've just been farting around and wanking, I bet.

...It's what I've been up to, anyway.

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kushan March 28 2009, 03:16:50 UTC
Well in that case I've been keeping the balance!
You'd be proud of me. Or very very ashamed. Or both.

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toxinv2 March 28 2009, 03:23:04 UTC
Oh god, once I get back on msn you'll have to fill me in - might be a bit though.

Proud and ashamed. You're like the brother who I feel I've somewhat managed to rub off some of my own self on to over the years. That also adds an interesting level to our dynamic of mutual buggery.

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kushan March 28 2009, 03:24:01 UTC
Well I suppose if you go half-way between Ireland and Finland, you probably do end up somewhere in Austria >_>

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toxinv2 March 28 2009, 03:38:35 UTC
Either that's some clever reference I'm not getting or you're taking the piss out of my sense of direction.

...never gotten lost in my life. (How the hell do you think I ended up in China?)

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kushan March 28 2009, 03:40:47 UTC
Somehow you managed to miss this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Fritzl

Not surprising, really. You're probably related.

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toxinv2 March 28 2009, 04:00:21 UTC
Ah crap, that creepy old fucker.

Frankly I'm offended you think I might related to something that idea. I might come from a long lineage of child molesters, bigots and hedonistic mansluts but god dammit we're pretty!

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