How to kidnap BEST ch.1- The Plan
Title: How to kidnap Hey Say BEST-a Hey Say wives tale
Rating: TBA
Pairings: multiple
Notes: A random fic, not based in reality. Apologies to member-ai shippers out there but it was funny.
The Hey Say wives had gathered in Yabu Kota’s apartment; they were fed up with being ignored. They knew what they were getting into where they married the five members of BEST but this was getting ridiculous. They deserved attention from their husbands and they were going to get it.
Yaotome Tsuki and Daiki Asuka were the defacto leaders of the Hey Say wives and they had a plan.
Ayukawa Saki was an honorary member which meant she was the official babysitter. She was playing with the kids in the other room while their mothers plotted in the kitchen. She had brought her twins Aki and Ryusei to play with Takaki Jiro, Yabu Kozumi, Kei Kiseki, Yaotome Sayumi and Yaotome Kaoru. Asuka wasn’t the youngest but she was only one who was pregnant right now so she didn’t have to watch that one yet and it was Asuka’s first. Kaoru was the youngest and spent most of his time fighting with Aki and Ryusei for bachan Saki’s lap.
Tsuki hit the table with her fist startling the children and muttered an apology, “This getting out of hand; the dramas, Uni and the concerts are too much…”
The other wives nodded their heads in agreements.
“They are barely home; they seem to have forgotten they have responsibilities outside of JUMP. I say we teach them a lesson…”
Asuka interrupted her, “I say we use their weaknesses against them and kidnap them. Each of us will plan our husband’s kidnapping and the other wives will carry it out.”
Inoo Maasa spoke up softly, “Inoo adores food perhaps we can use that.” she was the quiet one of the group.
Asuka smirked, “Hmm…not a bad idea. Daiki and Inoo are always together…we should kidnap them both at the same time. What about Daiki’s giant remote-control truck with a three-layer bento…”
Maasa grinned, “I like that idea…”
Takaki Rubi snickered, “I say we definitely do that, I want in. I’ll kidnap Daiki.”
Tsuki smirked, “Hikaru’s weakness is pretty girls and food; his greatest fear is a pregnant woman. What about a fake Ramen eating contest that the winner wins front row tickets and back stage passes to an AKB48 concert...”
Asuka licked her lips, “I definitely think kidnapping Hikaru could be fun. I’ll bring Daiki’s cat…”
Tsuki laughed, “Cats and pregnant women, perfect punishment.”
Rubi laughed, “Takaki is oblivious and always had a thing for Shoon. Maybe we could convince Shoon to help. He maybe he married to me but that boy is gay. Sometimes I have to remind him he is married to a girl.”
Yabu Miki finally spoke up after listening, “I hope this doesn’t back fire…” she was the level-headed one, the diplomat. The shadow leader of the wives…
Tsuki turned to her, “Are you in or out…”
Miki sighed, “In I guess…Kota well…we could always ask Shige’s wife Aya or Kame’s wife Meisa to help. They would understand our problem and Kota well he always had thing for them. As far as I know he only looks, I don’t think he’s cheated on me.”
Tsuki laughed, “Hikaru’s not the faithful type; I only got him because I had Sayumi and Kaoru. Besides he’s scared of getting another girl pregnant so he’s careful. I’ll arrange Yabu’s kidnapping with them.”
Asuka scribbled down assignments, “Rubi is kidnapping Daiki, I’m kidnapping Hikaru.”
Miki bit her lip, “Shoon and I will kidnap Takaki…”
Asuka nodded and wrote it down.
Maasa smirked, “If Tsuki is taking Yabu I guess that leaves me with Inoo sort of. Not that I really mind…”
Tsuki sighed, “That wasn’t the plan but we haven’t a choice now.” She called out to Saki, “Vow of silence remember? Don’t breathe a word to Taiyou.”
Saki rolled her eyes and the kids laughed, “Have I ever told on you ladies before? Why would I now? Taiyou would think it was funny if I did. He wouldn’t tell just so he could laugh at them later.”
Rating: TBA
Pairings: multiple
Notes: A random fic, not based in reality. Apologies to member-ai shippers out there but it was funny.
The Hey Say wives had gathered in Yabu Kota’s apartment; they were fed up with being ignored. They knew what they were getting into where they married the five members of BEST but this was getting ridiculous. They deserved attention from their husbands and they were going to get it.
Yaotome Tsuki and Daiki Asuka were the defacto leaders of the Hey Say wives and they had a plan.
Ayukawa Saki was an honorary member which meant she was the official babysitter. She was playing with the kids in the other room while their mothers plotted in the kitchen. She had brought her twins Aki and Ryusei to play with Takaki Jiro, Yabu Kozumi, Kei Kiseki, Yaotome Sayumi and Yaotome Kaoru. Asuka wasn’t the youngest but she was only one who was pregnant right now so she didn’t have to watch that one yet and it was Asuka’s first. Kaoru was the youngest and spent most of his time fighting with Aki and Ryusei for bachan Saki’s lap.
Tsuki hit the table with her fist startling the children and muttered an apology, “This getting out of hand; the dramas, Uni and the concerts are too much…”
The other wives nodded their heads in agreements.
“They are barely home; they seem to have forgotten they have responsibilities outside of JUMP. I say we teach them a lesson…”
Asuka interrupted her, “I say we use their weaknesses against them and kidnap them. Each of us will plan our husband’s kidnapping and the other wives will carry it out.”
Inoo Maasa spoke up softly, “Inoo adores food perhaps we can use that.” she was the quiet one of the group.
Asuka smirked, “Hmm…not a bad idea. Daiki and Inoo are always together…we should kidnap them both at the same time. What about Daiki’s giant remote-control truck with a three-layer bento…”
Maasa grinned, “I like that idea…”
Takaki Rubi snickered, “I say we definitely do that, I want in. I’ll kidnap Daiki.”
Tsuki smirked, “Hikaru’s weakness is pretty girls and food; his greatest fear is a pregnant woman. What about a fake Ramen eating contest that the winner wins front row tickets and back stage passes to an AKB48 concert...”
Asuka licked her lips, “I definitely think kidnapping Hikaru could be fun. I’ll bring Daiki’s cat…”
Tsuki laughed, “Cats and pregnant women, perfect punishment.”
Rubi laughed, “Takaki is oblivious and always had a thing for Shoon. Maybe we could convince Shoon to help. He maybe he married to me but that boy is gay. Sometimes I have to remind him he is married to a girl.”
Yabu Miki finally spoke up after listening, “I hope this doesn’t back fire…” she was the level-headed one, the diplomat. The shadow leader of the wives…
Tsuki turned to her, “Are you in or out…”
Miki sighed, “In I guess…Kota well…we could always ask Shige’s wife Aya or Kame’s wife Meisa to help. They would understand our problem and Kota well he always had thing for them. As far as I know he only looks, I don’t think he’s cheated on me.”
Tsuki laughed, “Hikaru’s not the faithful type; I only got him because I had Sayumi and Kaoru. Besides he’s scared of getting another girl pregnant so he’s careful. I’ll arrange Yabu’s kidnapping with them.”
Asuka scribbled down assignments, “Rubi is kidnapping Daiki, I’m kidnapping Hikaru.”
Miki bit her lip, “Shoon and I will kidnap Takaki…”
Asuka nodded and wrote it down.
Maasa smirked, “If Tsuki is taking Yabu I guess that leaves me with Inoo sort of. Not that I really mind…”
Tsuki sighed, “That wasn’t the plan but we haven’t a choice now.” She called out to Saki, “Vow of silence remember? Don’t breathe a word to Taiyou.”
Saki rolled her eyes and the kids laughed, “Have I ever told on you ladies before? Why would I now? Taiyou would think it was funny if I did. He wouldn’t tell just so he could laugh at them later.”