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[kusanagimotoko]

I need special therapy to eat bitter foods. Becuase of the childhood trauma of mom’s bad cooking, I seek sweet foods insteed of natural bitter foods. I have to watch the ads they run with the Saturday morning cartoons while a therapist beats me with a bat. I am now married to a plate of cooked spinach. -- Hysterical Woman at Pandagon
That is one of the funniest things I've ever read in my entire life.