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[kurufinwe]

*wanders through town, gazing into the windows of certain types of stores, daydreaming*

Comments

[turco]

Arrrgh! All the pastel colours! My eyes!

[kurufinwe]

*jumps*

*mumble*Ithinkthey'rekindofcute.

[turco]

Why do baby clothes always have to be light pinks and blues?

Wouldn't it be more sensible to make them baby food coloured?

[kurufinwe]

Or vomit colored, anyway.

[turco]

Very good point.

And it's always little teddy bears and rocking horses on the clothes patterns. Why not crossbows?

[kurufinwe]

That's a good point. I think you found a hole in the market, bro.

[turco]

Oh, the anti-weapon brigade would probably complain. Meh. Never did us any harm.

[kurufinwe]

Hey, they can dress their kids the way they want, we don't bother them any.

[turco]

That's not how the pacifist mind works, bro. They want to SAVE people, they care not for that argument. Interfering busybodies they are.

[kurufinwe]

Fuck 'em. Shoot them all, I say.

[turco]

*Nods*

From my cold, dead hands!

[kurufinwe]

Right on!

*looks back into the window and thinks about infant camouflage gear*

[caranthire]

*SQUEE!!!*

*will show you the place that did Morno's toddler steel-toes*

*once she realises why you'd be interested in the first place*

[kurufinwe]

*isn't interested at all, what makes you think that? ¬_¬*

[caranthire]

*no, no, you're doing market research*

[kurufinwe]

*exactly*