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[kurufinwe]

Okay, who wants to entertain me? Take a number and line up. :D

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[maglor_harper]

You can watch me and your girlfriend argue if you like?

[kurufinwe]

Depends on what you're arguing about.

[maglor_harper]

My attitude towards her cleavage.

[kurufinwe]

. . .

Which is WHAT, EXACTLY????

[maglor_harper]

I don't want to watch her smugly pull it about in the living room.

[kurufinwe]

*blinks*

She WHAT and why not?

[maglor_harper]

I just mention her name and then there she is, with the smug expression and the mammaries. It's really tiresome.

[kurufinwe]

You really lost me somewhere in there, Bro. To each his own. I guess.

[maglor_harper]

I just wish she'd stop going on about, what are essentially, a couple of mounds of flesh and fat. That's all.

[kurufinwe]

No Bro, it goes much deeper than that. Primal lust objects.

[maglor_harper]

Well, I don't lust after them anymore, I've seen them, many, many times and I don't want them waved in my face while I'm planning a piss-up chess game.

[kurufinwe]

*blinks* Waved in your face? Like in naked jiggling?

[maglor_harper]

No, that was hyperbole.

Anyway, she just stormed off so I suspect she'll start bitching to you about me any moment now.

[kurufinwe]

BINGO. You win the prize.

[maglor_harper]

*laughs*

What I win? If it's a complementary ticket to the Hard Cock Cafe, I'll think I'll pass.

[kurufinwe]

You win the 'leave entertaining Curvo to Mirime escape pass.'