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[kurufinwe]

*goes to the library, checks out How to Maintain a Successful Dictatorship for Dummies and The Complete Idiot's Guide to Political Coups.

*mutters* This time will be different from the last time*

Comments

[caranthire]

If this works, first thing we do is denounce any Vanyar authority over the Noldorin nation-state.

[kurufinwe]

That goes without saying.

[urundil]

Fucking Racial supermacists.

[caranthire]

Hey! We have a perfect right to national self determination. We have a unique culture, history, heritage, seperate from the Vanyar and any other. It's a seperate national identity that we have every right to revel in.

Oh, Curvo, add a bit about nationality being decided on based on the mother if in a mixed relationship.

[urundil]

I was talking about the Vanyar.

[caranthire]

Oh, that's alright then. You're usually griping about our attitudes, no offense.

[urundil]

*grumble*Ingwe*mumble*Fascist*mutter*Revolution soon*rhubarb*

[caranthire]

*smirks*

ALL POWER TO THE NOLDORIN!!!! GLORY BE UPON OUR THOUSAND YEAR REICH!!!

[urundil]

I was thinking more along the lines of "All elves are created equal" but we'll see how it goes.

[caranthire]

How about, all elves are equal and will recognise the House of Feanor as the undisputed leaders of the Noldorin nation-state?

[urundil]

It's the best I'm likely to get, isn't it?

[caranthire]

Hey, it should placate the general public even if we are far cooler than the rest of 'em.

[highkingingwe]

*...but some are created more equal than others*

[urundil]

YOU PIG!!!

[highkingingwe]

*doesn't really think that*

*just likes riling you up*

[kurufinwe]

&*#@$ I'm not writing a freaking constitution here. It's a dictatorship you idiot.