whatever you do, do it good.
-can I call you?
-why?
-just to taaaaalk
-im looking at cats
-Im having an ok time. The food will probably be really delish
-See? Ur like a Sim.
-how so
-U had sleep, so now ur sleep level is up. Ur eating, so now thats going up. Therefore ur mood is improving. Just like a Sim. Sim On Vacation.
-yea if we were staying here for a couple days, we would have to go back out to buy ice
-why would u stay here for a couple of days? Who would do that?
-lauren?
-yea?
-are you in the party tent?
“I have the perfect color lipstick that matches the wine stains so I wear it to work on weekdays. I look really classy when in fact, im just hiding my alcohol problem.”
Pouring wine from a water bottle back into the wine bottle:
-why are you pouring that back in there?
-im trying to class it up again
-the neighborhoods around government buildings are always really ghetto. And theyre always called civic center
- If you make less than $200k a year here, they tell you to move to civic center.
-we can just skip dinner and go to bed super early. Then wake up really early
-yea but what are we gonna do at 6 am?
-get in line for breakfast
-it stinks in here
-really? I don’t smell shit
-I do
-you have a baby category? (on pinterest)
-of course. And its babies dressed as animals
“oh, not picking up. Shady shady. (composing text) tried calling. Will kill you.”
-role playing, u wanna do that with me?
-sure
-ill be the maid when u come home and u can fuck me
- i dont think u get therapy
On the phone while Florence gets set up:
“I gotta go. They just brought out her witch stick.”
“can i buy these assholes a round of swift punches to the dicks”
-did u know i have 97 badges on 4square. this is what i do with my life. i get merit badges
- i am in the same city as romney and obama
-omg is there a badge for that.
-i had a tumor in my knee once
-omg was it fatal?
"i love how he pretended like he didnt know me. and i know for a fact he had sex with javier so... he fucing knows me."
"im gonna get into a fight with a painting, i already know it."
"i know, i'm aware... (looking at cup) oh wait, this isnt mine."
"he messaged me recently and was like 'you were always the love of my life.' i was like... you are a gay man."
"it was a terrarium. now its just a place for dead plants. i thought they were almost impossible to kill..."
"you look like a lion hooker."
-why?
-just to taaaaalk
-im looking at cats
-Im having an ok time. The food will probably be really delish
-See? Ur like a Sim.
-how so
-U had sleep, so now ur sleep level is up. Ur eating, so now thats going up. Therefore ur mood is improving. Just like a Sim. Sim On Vacation.
-yea if we were staying here for a couple days, we would have to go back out to buy ice
-why would u stay here for a couple of days? Who would do that?
-lauren?
-yea?
-are you in the party tent?
“I have the perfect color lipstick that matches the wine stains so I wear it to work on weekdays. I look really classy when in fact, im just hiding my alcohol problem.”
Pouring wine from a water bottle back into the wine bottle:
-why are you pouring that back in there?
-im trying to class it up again
-the neighborhoods around government buildings are always really ghetto. And theyre always called civic center
- If you make less than $200k a year here, they tell you to move to civic center.
-we can just skip dinner and go to bed super early. Then wake up really early
-yea but what are we gonna do at 6 am?
-get in line for breakfast
-it stinks in here
-really? I don’t smell shit
-I do
-you have a baby category? (on pinterest)
-of course. And its babies dressed as animals
“oh, not picking up. Shady shady. (composing text) tried calling. Will kill you.”
-role playing, u wanna do that with me?
-sure
-ill be the maid when u come home and u can fuck me
- i dont think u get therapy
On the phone while Florence gets set up:
“I gotta go. They just brought out her witch stick.”
“can i buy these assholes a round of swift punches to the dicks”
-did u know i have 97 badges on 4square. this is what i do with my life. i get merit badges
- i am in the same city as romney and obama
-omg is there a badge for that.
-i had a tumor in my knee once
-omg was it fatal?
"i love how he pretended like he didnt know me. and i know for a fact he had sex with javier so... he fucing knows me."
"im gonna get into a fight with a painting, i already know it."
"i know, i'm aware... (looking at cup) oh wait, this isnt mine."
"he messaged me recently and was like 'you were always the love of my life.' i was like... you are a gay man."
"it was a terrarium. now its just a place for dead plants. i thought they were almost impossible to kill..."
"you look like a lion hooker."