Turnabout
While eating dinner with one of my brothers.
Me: I love you, Stephan.
Stephan: Thanks, Kurt.
Me: Really appreciate spending time with you, and especially when you sometimes aren't talking.
Stephan: Wha...
Me: See what I did there? That's called a 'neg'.
Stephan: Wow, you know that's really clever, Kyle! Whoops, I mean 'Kurt'. You see what I did there? Sometimes I purposefully get people's names wrong so they know I don't care about them at all. It lets them know I just don't give a
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