Crack!Fic: Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook

[byham_rory]

Title: Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook
Characters/Pairings: Kurt, Blaine, Jesse, Finn, Rachel, Wes, David, ensemble; Kurt/Blaine; Blaine/Jesse/Kurt bromance
Rating: PG-13
Words: 3500
Summary: Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse while he had the chance...
Notes: This is what happens when I'm sleep-deprived and Jesse gets mentioned

Comments

[shoustar]

This is just beyond epic. LOL.

I could not stop laughing.

[boysinperil]

BRB LOLING FOREVER!!

This is totally going into one of my Favorite Stories Ever folders. You're a social media genius.

[byham_rory]

I call Jonathan Groff as my maid of honor.

[byham_rory]

He can be the flower girl. Twirly dress and all.

[ireland22]

ROFL...
HAHAHA

[threepwillow]

I ADORE THIS. something about not having a facebook makes me inherently adore all facebook-related things in the way adults who don't understand the weird inner workings of little children's minds adore their little stories, IDK. BUT THIS IS GREAT. NICE USE OF JESSE.

Also, I want to give you props for giving Blaine the best last name I have seen for him so far. \o/

[byham_rory]

I totally didn't just give him my middle name because I couldn't think of anything, noooo... What gave you that idea? ;) Thanks!