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I DIEEE.. MY MAN-FRIENDS (they see themselves as men and make me call them man-friends.. Otherwise they gay pile me) HAVE OUTDONE THEMSELVES! So I've been whining about my (non-existent) love life and apparently they got tired of the girl talk and came by today and gave me a present, which was CLONE A FRICKIN' WILLY! (for all of you who have no clue what that is, it's basically a make-your-own dildo set) and then they smirked and said "well if you can't get laid at least this is as close as you can get". I laughed, they laughed and then I hit them with the present and told them they were idiots and gave them some white chocolate and rhubarb pie my mom made.. I feel so privileged to have such understanding friends.. Oh dear lord men are idiots, cute, but idiots.. Ah well, it was their way of letting me know they're here for me