Tea Time
Rated T: Crack and language
Pairing: KuroFai
Enjoy
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Tea Time
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“Kurgs! Your tea is ready~!”
“I’m coming, I’m coming.”
Fai smiled as he heard his husband’s thundering stomps getting louder with each step.
This was going to be good.
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It was the daily routine in the household.
Every afternoon, Fai (the self-proclaimed house-wife) would make tea for his (darling) husband after a morning of outdoor chores and washing up. It was after tucking their adopted kids, Syaoran and Sakura, both age three and before making dinner for the night.
He would make the tea from scratch and refine the drink into perfection; suitable for Kurogane’s (bitter and bland) taste. The man would indirectly praise the blonde and the blonde would smile back before taking a drinking a share of that tea.
This was their own time; tea time as they called it.
However, today was a little different.
Oh yes, it was the day that the two will never forget.
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As he made two cups of tea, Fai looked around the cabinets for the jar of sugar that he always kept for his tea but then upon closer inspection; the jar was empty. He frowned. This was not good. “I could have sworn that I bought a pack of sugar yesterday. How odd.”
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Unbeknownst to him, a certain white creature was swallowing a huge pack of sugar like singing the ABC’s right across the street before passing out. A crow flew down and poked it a bit.
It cawed.
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Shrugging, Fai went to the fridge to get some honey; a substitute if sugar was not in sight. Unfortunately for him, as soon as he opened the door, there was no honey in sight. There was some meat, veggies and a bottle of milk but no honey. His frowned deepened. No sugar and no honey.
Somehow the gods above were laughing at him for being placed in such a cruel fate.
However, he eyes fell on a bottle of maple syrup that was lying right next to the bottle of milk. He thought about it a bit. Maple syrup does have sugar…and it pours down like honey….or maybe…..
He thought that maybe he should have to try it out first to see if was okay. Afterall, it wasn’t everyday that someone would put syrup in their tea to compensate for the sugar. Taking the bottle, he took one cup of tea and poured in some of the syrup into the tea. As the syrup mixed in with the tea, Fai could only watch as the tea itself darkened in color.
Closing the bottle, Fai swirled the tea a bit and took a sniff. As much as he was ready to try the syrup monstrosity out, he was now not feeling sure about it. He then got an idea. He darkly smirked.
Of course!
“Kurgs! Your tea is ready~!”
“I’m coming! I’m coming!”
The blonde smirked.
This was going to be good.
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“PFFFFFFFTTTTTBLECH! ACK! YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY FUCKING TEA!?”
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The wife snickered.
The husband threw a fit.
The kids woke up crying.
And the small living room was ruined in thirty seconds flat.
Ah, yes. Having tea time was such a good idea.
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END
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