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Title: Swear Jar
Author: Kuroshokora
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Silly drabble, exactly 100 words. The Master has a filthy mouth.
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‘Bugger!’ the Master muttered as he realised that he’d run out of cereal.
‘Shit.’ the Master cursed when he dropped a spanner.
‘I’ll wash your mouth out with soap.’ the Doctor threatened.
‘You can wash my mouth out with your tongue.’ the Master suggested.
‘I’m going to make a swear jar.’
The Master turned his pockets inside out to show he had no money.
‘Fine. You have to pay me by doing whatever I ask.’ the Doctor said with a suggestive smirk.
‘Piece of piss.’ the Master said confidently, and then clapped his hand over his mouth.
The Doctor grinned.
Author: Kuroshokora
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Silly drabble, exactly 100 words. The Master has a filthy mouth.
**
‘Bugger!’ the Master muttered as he realised that he’d run out of cereal.
‘Shit.’ the Master cursed when he dropped a spanner.
‘I’ll wash your mouth out with soap.’ the Doctor threatened.
‘You can wash my mouth out with your tongue.’ the Master suggested.
‘I’m going to make a swear jar.’
The Master turned his pockets inside out to show he had no money.
‘Fine. You have to pay me by doing whatever I ask.’ the Doctor said with a suggestive smirk.
‘Piece of piss.’ the Master said confidently, and then clapped his hand over his mouth.
The Doctor grinned.