Sentai Log ✪ 001

[kurosentai]

[Kakeru rolls on top of his LP (accidentally setting off the voice record) as he continues sleeping. A soft melody is heard in the background a few minutes later. A rustling is heard soon after.]

Hmm--? What--

WAHH! YUNYUN WHY DIDN'T YOU--YunYun?

[Pauses momentarily.]

OH MY GOD. I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS THAT WANT TO EXPERIMENT ON MY

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[omnomfuckyeah]

ALIENS?! FOR THE LOVE OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS, THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN!!

But it is O-KAY, I'm the HERO!

[kurosentai]

You're a hero too?!

[omnomfuckyeah]

YEAH, I am! I'm the hero!!

[kurosentai]

THE HERO?! But you don't look like commander!

[omnomfuckyeah]

Commander? Well, that's new. But I guess that works, I am my people's country! Ha ha ha!

[kurosentai]

Nooo! Commander knows me! He's YunYun's big brother!

[omnomfuckyeah]

I have absolutely no idea who those people are, but okay!

Just remember that I'm the hero!

NOW. About these aliens! Where did they kidnap you from? It's very important!

[kurosentai]

Okay Bossu!

JAPAN! THEY KIDNAPPED MY FROM MY PRINCESS AND MY MEAT☆ANGEL!

[omnomfuckyeah]

Bossu?

OH. YOU'RE JAPANESE, TOO! THAT'S AWESOME! Don't think I've heard of Meat☆Angels, though.

But that means Russia's sent his vile, communist aliens to Japan!! HE'S ATTACKING THE ISLAND NATIONS!! First Salkia, now Japan! Those damned Russian aliens!

[kurosentai]

Yes! I can't call you Commander! So Bossu will do!

IT IS AWESOME!~ I LOVE JAPAN!! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF MY LITTLE MEAT☆ANGEL?!

Russian aliens? I thought Russia was known for their mail order brides. I keep telling Chibi-suke he should mail in for one! I think KimiKimi and I are going to do it for him as a birthday present!