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My sister lovelessinma has posted a few drabbles generated by this homepage, so I've decided to try one too.
Here's the result: my Mello x Near short drabble named "The Battle For The Dice". A must read.
The Battle For The Dice
In the car, Near kicked his dice. He had been busy with the dice for hours and now wanted nothing more than a gay cuddle or a stupid massage from his lover Mello.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his intelligent Mello appeared at the door, grinning intelligently.
"Put down the dice," Mello said gayly. "Unless you want me to kick that dice on your ear."
Near put down the dice. He was criminal. He had never seen Mello so indignant before and it made him observant.
Mello picked up the dice, then withdrew a scar from his knee. "Don't be so criminal," Mello said with an indignant grimace. "A squirrel bit my head this morning, and everything became obsessive. Now with this dice and this scar I can gayly rule the world!"
Near clutched his yummy head cheerfully. This was his lover, his intelligent Mello, now staring at him with an indignant knee.
"Fight it!" Near shouted. "The squirrel just wants the dice for his own intelligent devices! He doesn't love you, not the gay way I do!"
Near could see Mello trembling cheerfully. Near reached out his ear and touched Mello's knee gayly. He was intelligent, so intelligent, but he knew only his yummy love for Mello would break the squirrel's spell.
Sure enough, Mello dropped the dice with a thunk. "Oh, Near," he squealed. "I'm so gay, can you ever forgive me?"
But Near had already moved in the car. Like a sim drowning in a pool of murder, he pressed his ear into Mello's knee. And as they fell together in an obsessive fit of love, the dice lay on the floor, observant and forgotten.
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I've also made a Light x L one. wwwwww
A Shinigami In Time
On an intelligent and homosexual morning, Light sat on the chair. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His hair ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect L to love someone with an anxious ear?
Gayly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like an indignant observant Death Note, all on a summer's day. I wish my L would punch me, in his own stupid way..."
"Do you?" L sat down beside Light and put his hand on Light's knee. "I think that could be arranged."
Light gasped cheerfully. "But what about my anxious ear?"
"I like it," L said lovingly. "I think it's suspicious."
They came together and their kiss was like Shidou eating a random burger.
"I love you," Light said angrily.
"I love you too," L replied and punched him.
They bought a bear, moved in together, and lived intelligently ever after.
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Hahahaha, this page is priceless (>w<)
Here's the result: my Mello x Near short drabble named "The Battle For The Dice". A must read.
The Battle For The Dice
In the car, Near kicked his dice. He had been busy with the dice for hours and now wanted nothing more than a gay cuddle or a stupid massage from his lover Mello.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his intelligent Mello appeared at the door, grinning intelligently.
"Put down the dice," Mello said gayly. "Unless you want me to kick that dice on your ear."
Near put down the dice. He was criminal. He had never seen Mello so indignant before and it made him observant.
Mello picked up the dice, then withdrew a scar from his knee. "Don't be so criminal," Mello said with an indignant grimace. "A squirrel bit my head this morning, and everything became obsessive. Now with this dice and this scar I can gayly rule the world!"
Near clutched his yummy head cheerfully. This was his lover, his intelligent Mello, now staring at him with an indignant knee.
"Fight it!" Near shouted. "The squirrel just wants the dice for his own intelligent devices! He doesn't love you, not the gay way I do!"
Near could see Mello trembling cheerfully. Near reached out his ear and touched Mello's knee gayly. He was intelligent, so intelligent, but he knew only his yummy love for Mello would break the squirrel's spell.
Sure enough, Mello dropped the dice with a thunk. "Oh, Near," he squealed. "I'm so gay, can you ever forgive me?"
But Near had already moved in the car. Like a sim drowning in a pool of murder, he pressed his ear into Mello's knee. And as they fell together in an obsessive fit of love, the dice lay on the floor, observant and forgotten.
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I've also made a Light x L one. wwwwww
A Shinigami In Time
On an intelligent and homosexual morning, Light sat on the chair. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His hair ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect L to love someone with an anxious ear?
Gayly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like an indignant observant Death Note, all on a summer's day. I wish my L would punch me, in his own stupid way..."
"Do you?" L sat down beside Light and put his hand on Light's knee. "I think that could be arranged."
Light gasped cheerfully. "But what about my anxious ear?"
"I like it," L said lovingly. "I think it's suspicious."
They came together and their kiss was like Shidou eating a random burger.
"I love you," Light said angrily.
"I love you too," L replied and punched him.
They bought a bear, moved in together, and lived intelligently ever after.
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Hahahaha, this page is priceless (>w<)