The Adventures of Hikkikomori Rangers
Beginning of the Stupidity
Hikki Ranger Begun
Prologue
“Maple Crystal Power Make-Up!,” came an unmanly shout and then sudden transformation occurs.
*SFX* *Smokes*
Matthew was coughing hard after the smokes disappeared around him. Why the hell he’s the only one ended up being test subjects for Antonio’s experiments, and there he felt something odd, cold moist dampened his legs that cause him to shiver.”Fuck”
“Not bad Matthew, Not bad,” Ivan came with a comment; his creepy smile drawn to him and caused Matthew to shudder.”I didn’t know you prefer skirts,”
“Eh? Skirt what?”
“Matthew what’re you wearing?” Mei added, the girl is standing in his front, hands on her hips and smiling gleefully at him.
“Our uniform,” Matthew replied politely.
“That isn’t our uniform Bloody git! How could I wear that kind of stupid Sailor dress!” Arthur intervened at the rowdy scene starting to build, Matthew prays that Heracles won’t get awaken, because he will add another ruckus over, and then another World War. He sighed.
“Da. You have some nice legs Matthew,” Ivan commented. ”though you have to shave it more often”
“What’re you talking about Ivan?” he asked curiously and Ivan replied by pouting his lips pointing it to his rounded unshaven legs.
Matthew grimaced and looked at himself, and fuck yeah, he’s clad in Sailor Uniform with Maple leafs embedded in its rim, skirt 5 inches above his knees and a red colored one, not to mention he got at circlet in his head, emblazoned with maple shaped stars, a maple leafs earring on his ears, and his feet were wearing a red heeled boots ending under his knees, that explains why he can’t stood straight because something’s wrong with his feet. It was the heels. He was simply horrified. He’s fucking wearing a Sailor Uniform. Fuck, it renders him gay! He’s not gay. Shit.Shit.Shit.
“Just as I thought!,” Mei jumped at him joyfully and enveloped him to a tight hug.” You can be a model Matthew!”
“Mei, please-Ughh..” he can’t even finished his refusal when Mei gave him a bear hug, the really the girl is not aware that she has a super strength within and leaved Matthew choking and out of his breath.
“Oh Mattie,” she cooed.” We have to shave your legs, skirts really looks good on you!” said Mei, the giggling fashionista girl is a sucker for skirts and fashion statement. She always dreamt of Matthew wearing skirt and now that her dream came true, thanks to Antonio’s experiment fail. The Sailor skirt is suppose to be their Ranger Uniform, but it turned out that Antonio failed another experiment again, and have Matthew to wear the test uniforms, ended up wearing a Sailor skirt and looked like a Sailor anime character.
“Bloody Gits!” said Arthur before he turned his back and walk towards the kitchen, obviously annoyed.
“Da. Arthur please don’t burn the whole headquarters with your cooking ,” Ivan added and caused the Brit to shout back on him, laced with awful swearing in his words. But Ivan ignored the yelling Brit, instead he puts on his headset and turned his Ipod to the highest volume and sat back at the stray bean bag in the messy room, relaxed.
“You fucking bloody Russian! How dare you insult my cooking, would you like me to burn your flesh and turned your bone to dust!” Arthur yelled almost looked like a fire breathing dragon, and literally he’s also breathing fire when he’s angry.” And how dare you turn your back to me bloody Russian! Get your ass here and I’ll tell you. You’re going to get-----“
“Shheessshh… Arthur, please stop showering us with your saliva, I don’t want to wake up with your Saliva storm raining inside the room..” says Heracles now awake, still yawning and slumping sluggishly against the ply of colorful bean bags.
“You bloody indolent!, “
“Stay cool would you, Thick Brows. I believed that you didn’t get any sex lately that caused your behavior being grumpy again, is it not?” Heracles replied with air of sarcasm, amused at Arthur reddening face. He looks like he was about to breath fire and blew him up any minute.
“Stop being a pervert Heracles!” Mei yelled back at Heracles and threw the now lump Matthew at the corner. She sensed that perverted things will come across the rowdy argument between Arthur and Heracles.
“Oh Mei?, Wanna’ have sex with me?”
“Pervert!,” Mei shouted back and walked out of the room immediately. She didn’t want to deal with the perverted Grecian.
“Bloody pervert!”
“So you too?, If you only wanted to have sex just said so. I can take you on Arthur.” Heracles offered and the fire breathing Brit started to breath fire, literally and blew him off. But much to his dismay, Heracles dodged it and leaved the bean bags burned.”Ow, ow.. Relax Arthur, how about I give you a blow job?” came another offer that caused Arthur to be more embarrassed and blew more fireballs to Heracles.(well actually he’s not blowing fire, He’s a pyrokinetic person)”How about I do rimming on you? I bet you’ll like that?”Heracles offered again but it seems he only made Arthur mode angrier as he offered sexual interference to him.
“Bloody whore! I don’t need your fucking bloody offers! “
“How about we fuck? I love your ass Arthur?”Heracles commented sluggishly
“Shut up! Molesting wanker!,“ he created another fire balls and threw it on Heracles, but Heracles always manage to dodged it and it leave him more angrier at the perverted Grecian.
While on the other hand, Ivan is slumping relax sitting at the bean bag placed in the corner of the room. Eyes closed while listening to music, not even moved an inch even Arthur is beginning to burn the whole room with his fireballs thrown to Heracles. Matthew still remains unconscious after Mei savaged him with a killing bear hug.
“Wanker!” Arthur says along side with heavy gasping still fire balls afloat on his sides ready to be thrown at Heracles anytime.
“tsk.. Arthur, you don’t understand, do you?” said Heracles, his arms were crossed against his broad chest, looking at Arthur lazily and yawning.”If you don’t want to have sex with me then I think I shall give you a present then, I found this once I was away with my sex partner”
“What present? Be sure that is not perverted or else I’m going to rip you dick, burn it and rammed in to your own fucking ass like scones, Bloody twat!” Arthur threatened.
“Easy, dear brows it just a plain suit..”
“Suit?,”
“Yeah, here it is..” Heracles threw a green clothed tight suit to him and Arthur got it.
“What the fuck is this?” He paused, raising his large eyebrow to the yawning Grecian.”What shall I do with a green tight suit? Are you mocking me? Bloody twat?” he asked annoyed with Heracles.
“ That suits you Arthur, just wear it. I knew you watched anime yourself, So why don’t try cosplaying any of those yourself.”
“What?” a disapproving frown carved in Arthur’s face.
“You know,” he yawns. “You remind me some character with green tight suit, not to mention overly large brows. You only need a little fixing and you obviously looked like Rock Lee the Large Brows,” Heracles started laughing at the end, and is teasing Arthur.
Fumed with embarrassment and anger, smoke starting to emerge from his nose like some sort of Bull ready to attack a Matador in his front, whilst his imagination picturing Heracles holding a red cloth and provoking him with it. Smiling tenaciously. Fuck Heracles, you’re going to be minced meat. Without any further adieu, Arthur burst up with his flames protruding from his body. He wanted to burn Heracles right there, right now, insulting him and even comparing him to Rock Lee for fuck’s sake. A series of fireballs starting brought afloat beside him, his hands were on fire and his teeth gritting with anger.
“Ow, wow… Ooppsss.. I think I made Mr. Lee angry, didn’t I” said Heracles, he looked around the destroyed room and see Ivan sleeping beside the burning wall surface yet unscathed, and then he saw Matthew lumping over the cold floor wearing a red Sailor uniform, unconscious. A soft ‘Aha’ escaped his lips.
On the other hand, Arthur started his ferocious attacks throwing fireballs and fire remnant to Heracles. He dodged it and quickly ran to the unconscious Matthew before Arthur launch his main powerful attack, which he called Busby’s Wrath, Heracles would be history if he got hit by the powerful attack from Arthur. Then Arthur started summoning his fire spirits, commencing the Busby’s Wrath spells.
“Here fire spirits I command thee, lend me your strength..” he chanted, throwing his both hands on the air as the fire spirits scooted around him, gathering in his both hands shimmering with orange and fire colored spirits..”Bask me your glorious power and end the atrocious perversity of those whom dirtied and defiled..”
Heracles raised and eyebrow to those last words, yet he still remained calmed with unconscious Matthew in his arms.
“I command you! Erase him from the face of the Earth!! I hereby called Busby’s wrath!!” Arthur threw the large fireball like gathered in his hands to Heracles, and created a large atomic bomb-like explosion..
And then the rest is history as we speak..
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You must be wondering what happened next ? Oh well, here it is…
… Hikki rangers headquarters were completely destroyed and turned to dust. Ivan got his IPod destroyed too, Mei’s wardrobe were burnt to dust, Arthur’s scones turned rock like fossils and was buried under the Hikki HQ’s ground, Antonio’s laboratory was destroyed and his tomato garden were turned into Tomato Salsa garden with burned churros…Heracles remained unscathed and didn’t even get a small burn from Arthur’s attack..WHY?.....
He used Matthew as a shield. Heracles thought that Matthew can receive the attack while buying him some time to summon the god Hermes, messenger of the Gods, and help him get transported onto another dimension and send him to another places before the Busby’s wrath get pass Matthew’s human shield...
Lastly, Matthew, the poor red ranger spent another months in hospital, his looks could even par with Egypt’s mummy, though, we could just call him, The mummy with broken bones.
“~Ve.. Our headquarters got destroyed again?” said Feliciano, he was talking with Antonio through walkie talkie because all of his equipments including his whole laboratory is now destroyed.
“Yes it was, por pabor. Those rangers can’t control their powers, even my tomato garden-“ Antonio was seriously facepalming this time. His prized possession was even destroyed, how could even he please Lovino with burned garden and burned churros.
“~Ve, don’t fret Antonio, I found another place for our Headquarters. “
“Again? How many Headquarters have to get destroyed before your Rangers could learn their lessons?” He ranted.” Last time it was Ivan who destroyed our base and turned it into an ice castle then have Mei blew it up, now it’s Arthur, so who’s next?” He sniffed.”-and my Tomato garden..”
“Oh, Don’t be sad Antonio, I’ll cook pasta for you.” He said calmly.”-and how’s Matthew? Is he alright? Last time he was turned into an Ice statue by Ivan, I hope this time is not that serious..”
“He’s far okay, he got severed broken bones and burned skin. He was burned alive by Arthur it has to be expected, its not that serious, I think he’ll get fine sooner..”
“~Ve I think he’ll get fine, beside Matthew is really strong.”
Antonio raised his eyebrow, he was always wondering why Feliciano recruited Matthew, the boy seems to be less ordinary, no special powers like his comrades, only he’s good a close combat battles that could even beat Ivan superhuman strength with one on one battle. He was itching to asked Feliciano why he recruited the guy..
“Feliciano, can I ask you something?”
“~Ve… sure Antonio..”
“Why did you recruit Matthew, look he’s just ordinary guy with awesome reflexes yet has no powers like Arthur, Ivan, Mei and Heracles has?”
Feliciano let a sigh past his lips over the walkie talkie. Well, Antonio is his right hand, he must know.
“~Ve Antonio, I’ll return that question to you. What have did you notice from Matthew?”
“Uhh-he’s good at hand to hand combat” he chuckled
“-And then?”
“He’s unnoticed? He can be invisible sometimes-“
“Not just that Antonio-“
“Uh? Then what?..”
“Have you notice that Matthew can recover from any injuries quickly. He can recovered from any injuries inflicted on him through tortures from Ivan, from your experiments, from all of you.. Haven’t you notice? If he’s just a normal being he could just die right there, but he isn’t..” Feliciano explained carefully.
Antonio pursed his lips and his eyes grew wide at the realization rapidly. Makes sense. Matthew can recover quickly.
“So that’s the reason why you recruited him, no? But still--” Antonio sighed again, sometimes he’s worried that Matthew could be killed in the middle of the battle. Hand to hand combat wasn’t always good to save anyone from that monsters that they’re dealing..
“~Ve Antonio, You worry so much. You will find the answers to your own question in due time.” He said joyfully.”I must go now, goodbye Antonio.”
Then Feliciano cut the line up. It leaved Antonio baffled for a moment. Well, Feliciano must be right, He’ll just have to wait for events to come.
End of Prologue
We'll for someone who is wondering, this is Rock Lee, I mentioned him in the story..XD
Hikki Ranger Begun
Prologue
“Maple Crystal Power Make-Up!,” came an unmanly shout and then sudden transformation occurs.
*SFX* *Smokes*
Matthew was coughing hard after the smokes disappeared around him. Why the hell he’s the only one ended up being test subjects for Antonio’s experiments, and there he felt something odd, cold moist dampened his legs that cause him to shiver.”Fuck”
“Not bad Matthew, Not bad,” Ivan came with a comment; his creepy smile drawn to him and caused Matthew to shudder.”I didn’t know you prefer skirts,”
“Eh? Skirt what?”
“Matthew what’re you wearing?” Mei added, the girl is standing in his front, hands on her hips and smiling gleefully at him.
“Our uniform,” Matthew replied politely.
“That isn’t our uniform Bloody git! How could I wear that kind of stupid Sailor dress!” Arthur intervened at the rowdy scene starting to build, Matthew prays that Heracles won’t get awaken, because he will add another ruckus over, and then another World War. He sighed.
“Da. You have some nice legs Matthew,” Ivan commented. ”though you have to shave it more often”
“What’re you talking about Ivan?” he asked curiously and Ivan replied by pouting his lips pointing it to his rounded unshaven legs.
Matthew grimaced and looked at himself, and fuck yeah, he’s clad in Sailor Uniform with Maple leafs embedded in its rim, skirt 5 inches above his knees and a red colored one, not to mention he got at circlet in his head, emblazoned with maple shaped stars, a maple leafs earring on his ears, and his feet were wearing a red heeled boots ending under his knees, that explains why he can’t stood straight because something’s wrong with his feet. It was the heels. He was simply horrified. He’s fucking wearing a Sailor Uniform. Fuck, it renders him gay! He’s not gay. Shit.Shit.Shit.
“Just as I thought!,” Mei jumped at him joyfully and enveloped him to a tight hug.” You can be a model Matthew!”
“Mei, please-Ughh..” he can’t even finished his refusal when Mei gave him a bear hug, the really the girl is not aware that she has a super strength within and leaved Matthew choking and out of his breath.
“Oh Mattie,” she cooed.” We have to shave your legs, skirts really looks good on you!” said Mei, the giggling fashionista girl is a sucker for skirts and fashion statement. She always dreamt of Matthew wearing skirt and now that her dream came true, thanks to Antonio’s experiment fail. The Sailor skirt is suppose to be their Ranger Uniform, but it turned out that Antonio failed another experiment again, and have Matthew to wear the test uniforms, ended up wearing a Sailor skirt and looked like a Sailor anime character.
“Bloody Gits!” said Arthur before he turned his back and walk towards the kitchen, obviously annoyed.
“Da. Arthur please don’t burn the whole headquarters with your cooking ,” Ivan added and caused the Brit to shout back on him, laced with awful swearing in his words. But Ivan ignored the yelling Brit, instead he puts on his headset and turned his Ipod to the highest volume and sat back at the stray bean bag in the messy room, relaxed.
“You fucking bloody Russian! How dare you insult my cooking, would you like me to burn your flesh and turned your bone to dust!” Arthur yelled almost looked like a fire breathing dragon, and literally he’s also breathing fire when he’s angry.” And how dare you turn your back to me bloody Russian! Get your ass here and I’ll tell you. You’re going to get-----“
“Shheessshh… Arthur, please stop showering us with your saliva, I don’t want to wake up with your Saliva storm raining inside the room..” says Heracles now awake, still yawning and slumping sluggishly against the ply of colorful bean bags.
“You bloody indolent!, “
“Stay cool would you, Thick Brows. I believed that you didn’t get any sex lately that caused your behavior being grumpy again, is it not?” Heracles replied with air of sarcasm, amused at Arthur reddening face. He looks like he was about to breath fire and blew him up any minute.
“Stop being a pervert Heracles!” Mei yelled back at Heracles and threw the now lump Matthew at the corner. She sensed that perverted things will come across the rowdy argument between Arthur and Heracles.
“Oh Mei?, Wanna’ have sex with me?”
“Pervert!,” Mei shouted back and walked out of the room immediately. She didn’t want to deal with the perverted Grecian.
“Bloody pervert!”
“So you too?, If you only wanted to have sex just said so. I can take you on Arthur.” Heracles offered and the fire breathing Brit started to breath fire, literally and blew him off. But much to his dismay, Heracles dodged it and leaved the bean bags burned.”Ow, ow.. Relax Arthur, how about I give you a blow job?” came another offer that caused Arthur to be more embarrassed and blew more fireballs to Heracles.(well actually he’s not blowing fire, He’s a pyrokinetic person)”How about I do rimming on you? I bet you’ll like that?”Heracles offered again but it seems he only made Arthur mode angrier as he offered sexual interference to him.
“Bloody whore! I don’t need your fucking bloody offers! “
“How about we fuck? I love your ass Arthur?”Heracles commented sluggishly
“Shut up! Molesting wanker!,“ he created another fire balls and threw it on Heracles, but Heracles always manage to dodged it and it leave him more angrier at the perverted Grecian.
While on the other hand, Ivan is slumping relax sitting at the bean bag placed in the corner of the room. Eyes closed while listening to music, not even moved an inch even Arthur is beginning to burn the whole room with his fireballs thrown to Heracles. Matthew still remains unconscious after Mei savaged him with a killing bear hug.
“Wanker!” Arthur says along side with heavy gasping still fire balls afloat on his sides ready to be thrown at Heracles anytime.
“tsk.. Arthur, you don’t understand, do you?” said Heracles, his arms were crossed against his broad chest, looking at Arthur lazily and yawning.”If you don’t want to have sex with me then I think I shall give you a present then, I found this once I was away with my sex partner”
“What present? Be sure that is not perverted or else I’m going to rip you dick, burn it and rammed in to your own fucking ass like scones, Bloody twat!” Arthur threatened.
“Easy, dear brows it just a plain suit..”
“Suit?,”
“Yeah, here it is..” Heracles threw a green clothed tight suit to him and Arthur got it.
“What the fuck is this?” He paused, raising his large eyebrow to the yawning Grecian.”What shall I do with a green tight suit? Are you mocking me? Bloody twat?” he asked annoyed with Heracles.
“ That suits you Arthur, just wear it. I knew you watched anime yourself, So why don’t try cosplaying any of those yourself.”
“What?” a disapproving frown carved in Arthur’s face.
“You know,” he yawns. “You remind me some character with green tight suit, not to mention overly large brows. You only need a little fixing and you obviously looked like Rock Lee the Large Brows,” Heracles started laughing at the end, and is teasing Arthur.
Fumed with embarrassment and anger, smoke starting to emerge from his nose like some sort of Bull ready to attack a Matador in his front, whilst his imagination picturing Heracles holding a red cloth and provoking him with it. Smiling tenaciously. Fuck Heracles, you’re going to be minced meat. Without any further adieu, Arthur burst up with his flames protruding from his body. He wanted to burn Heracles right there, right now, insulting him and even comparing him to Rock Lee for fuck’s sake. A series of fireballs starting brought afloat beside him, his hands were on fire and his teeth gritting with anger.
“Ow, wow… Ooppsss.. I think I made Mr. Lee angry, didn’t I” said Heracles, he looked around the destroyed room and see Ivan sleeping beside the burning wall surface yet unscathed, and then he saw Matthew lumping over the cold floor wearing a red Sailor uniform, unconscious. A soft ‘Aha’ escaped his lips.
On the other hand, Arthur started his ferocious attacks throwing fireballs and fire remnant to Heracles. He dodged it and quickly ran to the unconscious Matthew before Arthur launch his main powerful attack, which he called Busby’s Wrath, Heracles would be history if he got hit by the powerful attack from Arthur. Then Arthur started summoning his fire spirits, commencing the Busby’s Wrath spells.
“Here fire spirits I command thee, lend me your strength..” he chanted, throwing his both hands on the air as the fire spirits scooted around him, gathering in his both hands shimmering with orange and fire colored spirits..”Bask me your glorious power and end the atrocious perversity of those whom dirtied and defiled..”
Heracles raised and eyebrow to those last words, yet he still remained calmed with unconscious Matthew in his arms.
“I command you! Erase him from the face of the Earth!! I hereby called Busby’s wrath!!” Arthur threw the large fireball like gathered in his hands to Heracles, and created a large atomic bomb-like explosion..
And then the rest is history as we speak..
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You must be wondering what happened next ? Oh well, here it is…
… Hikki rangers headquarters were completely destroyed and turned to dust. Ivan got his IPod destroyed too, Mei’s wardrobe were burnt to dust, Arthur’s scones turned rock like fossils and was buried under the Hikki HQ’s ground, Antonio’s laboratory was destroyed and his tomato garden were turned into Tomato Salsa garden with burned churros…Heracles remained unscathed and didn’t even get a small burn from Arthur’s attack..WHY?.....
He used Matthew as a shield. Heracles thought that Matthew can receive the attack while buying him some time to summon the god Hermes, messenger of the Gods, and help him get transported onto another dimension and send him to another places before the Busby’s wrath get pass Matthew’s human shield...
Lastly, Matthew, the poor red ranger spent another months in hospital, his looks could even par with Egypt’s mummy, though, we could just call him, The mummy with broken bones.
“~Ve.. Our headquarters got destroyed again?” said Feliciano, he was talking with Antonio through walkie talkie because all of his equipments including his whole laboratory is now destroyed.
“Yes it was, por pabor. Those rangers can’t control their powers, even my tomato garden-“ Antonio was seriously facepalming this time. His prized possession was even destroyed, how could even he please Lovino with burned garden and burned churros.
“~Ve, don’t fret Antonio, I found another place for our Headquarters. “
“Again? How many Headquarters have to get destroyed before your Rangers could learn their lessons?” He ranted.” Last time it was Ivan who destroyed our base and turned it into an ice castle then have Mei blew it up, now it’s Arthur, so who’s next?” He sniffed.”-and my Tomato garden..”
“Oh, Don’t be sad Antonio, I’ll cook pasta for you.” He said calmly.”-and how’s Matthew? Is he alright? Last time he was turned into an Ice statue by Ivan, I hope this time is not that serious..”
“He’s far okay, he got severed broken bones and burned skin. He was burned alive by Arthur it has to be expected, its not that serious, I think he’ll get fine sooner..”
“~Ve I think he’ll get fine, beside Matthew is really strong.”
Antonio raised his eyebrow, he was always wondering why Feliciano recruited Matthew, the boy seems to be less ordinary, no special powers like his comrades, only he’s good a close combat battles that could even beat Ivan superhuman strength with one on one battle. He was itching to asked Feliciano why he recruited the guy..
“Feliciano, can I ask you something?”
“~Ve… sure Antonio..”
“Why did you recruit Matthew, look he’s just ordinary guy with awesome reflexes yet has no powers like Arthur, Ivan, Mei and Heracles has?”
Feliciano let a sigh past his lips over the walkie talkie. Well, Antonio is his right hand, he must know.
“~Ve Antonio, I’ll return that question to you. What have did you notice from Matthew?”
“Uhh-he’s good at hand to hand combat” he chuckled
“-And then?”
“He’s unnoticed? He can be invisible sometimes-“
“Not just that Antonio-“
“Uh? Then what?..”
“Have you notice that Matthew can recover from any injuries quickly. He can recovered from any injuries inflicted on him through tortures from Ivan, from your experiments, from all of you.. Haven’t you notice? If he’s just a normal being he could just die right there, but he isn’t..” Feliciano explained carefully.
Antonio pursed his lips and his eyes grew wide at the realization rapidly. Makes sense. Matthew can recover quickly.
“So that’s the reason why you recruited him, no? But still--” Antonio sighed again, sometimes he’s worried that Matthew could be killed in the middle of the battle. Hand to hand combat wasn’t always good to save anyone from that monsters that they’re dealing..
“~Ve Antonio, You worry so much. You will find the answers to your own question in due time.” He said joyfully.”I must go now, goodbye Antonio.”
Then Feliciano cut the line up. It leaved Antonio baffled for a moment. Well, Feliciano must be right, He’ll just have to wait for events to come.
End of Prologue
We'll for someone who is wondering, this is Rock Lee, I mentioned him in the story..XD