There's a glitch in the Matrix!

Feb 27, 2007 10:11

So, yeah. I'm in ur Matrix looking at all de glitches. I glanced up from my snackage of mixed nuts and saw Robin walking by rubbing her eye. I look back at my work for a second, then get some more nuts, glance up and saw Robin walking by in the same way. The exact same way and still rubbing her eye. Ironically, 30STM "Was It a Dream?" is on as the soundtrack, lol. Weirdness.

The building was on fire this morning. I was dining on my breakfast...damn, I'm doing a lot of eating! Anyway, Kristen tells me that there's smoke outside the window. I'm like "ok, and?" thinking that it was just fog. She came back and was like "Kim, I think the building is on fire." I got up and the entire window was covered in grey smoke. My boss was in the hall talking and I screamed, "SUSAN, WE'RE GONNA DIE!" LOL. She looked like "Oh, Shiz!" and gathered us out. Kristen started complaining about having to take the stairs, so I smoked her and met her outside. Let your fat ass burn on the fifth floor because you don't want to walk down stairs. So, some ass threw their cig in the dumpster and it caught on fire. One of the firemen was a little confused as he went into the wrong building. I wouldn't have been so perturbed except HE WAS THE GUY WITH THE HOSE! This has been such an interesting morn.

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