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My favorite Saturday pasttime is showing Jon jrock PVs or jrock clips. So, this Saturday was no exception. I showed him Vidoll's "Homo Crash Trap". He watched it in horror, mouth open and everything. LMAO. I was laughing the ENTIRE time. I'd never seen the PV either, so it was a surprise to both of us. Then, so he wouldn't see the name Vidoll and think bad of them, I showed him the recent PVs and he was like they should sue anyone who views "Homo Crash Trap".
My celebrations are over. Yesterday, Laura said that she was going to pick me up 2:30-3:00. I got started flat-ironing my hair at 2:39. I finished doing my hair and bathing around 3:07 and she sent me an IM saying that she hasn't left the house yet. Well, no shit since you are still online, genius. But, I obviously didn't care. She's always late, so instead of waiting on my ride like a chick on prom night, I paced my time accordingly. Kristen's Canada Day shindig started at 1 and Shalaine's thing started at 4. So, we left here around 4 and began our journey.
I'm so glad that I didn't wear my halter top like I was going to. When we finally got out to the sticks where the party was it looks like she and Daryle were getting married all over again! I knew that it was a kinda of reception, but everyone said that it was casual and a cookout thingie. Laura and I were so WTF. But, it was cool. Daryle's dad was a trip. I swear he was drunk. We ate and stayed much longer than we expected to. We left and then went to Kristen's. I swear you go throught a warp in the space and time continuum to get to her house. The numbered exits go down and then all of a sudden they go up again, but not in numerical order. It's the weirdest thing. So, we got there and still stuffed from Shalaine's thing, I didn't want to look at anymore food. We had to get a Canadian flag "tattooed" on some part of our body before we could go out on the deck. Ok, we got there at about 8 when Kristen was belting out the Canadian National anthem. Kristen had been drinking since noon. So, guess who got to do my tattoo. Oh, and it's supposed to come off so easily. Easy, eh? Why is there still an almost perfectly intact flag on my hand? I don't know how many times I've had my hands in water, but whatever. Hopefully it's gone by the time I go back to work or I'll look dirty to Jordan and Kristen. Anyway, as soon as darkness hit, everyone started shooting fireworks. It was great! I don't know how all these different houses had professional fireworks since they are illegal without a permit (and I seriously doubt they ALL had permits), but it was great. We played with sparklers and that was so fun. Jordan asked if I had my swimming suit. I had it set to go, but I didn't bring it. It was pitch black and they were talking about swimming in the bay. Um, no. There were NO lights except from fireworks! There were boats on the water and they didn't even have lights. Nope, I pass. So, they went out and Laura and I stayed with a few of the other guests. We started getting hungry again and we asked Gunnar to make us hamburgers. I think he was twisted too because he was telling me about the head on the beer and then how Kristen doesn't give him any head. O_o Ok, I know that she doesn't like to from a previous convo we had, but I didn't feel that should have had that conversation with her husband. Finally, he stopped talking about the lack of head getting and how much he loves her...even though she doesn't give head. I looked at Laura and said, "ok, he's drunk" with my eyes, lol. Laura had another party to go to but again we stayed too long.