Title: Anata and Pumpkin
Author: kuroikotoba
Pairing: Tegomass
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Comedy, Smut
Summary: Tegomass as newlyweds - Honey and Darling version [Yx3 AiQ as reference]
A/N: OOC. For the Pro Housewife Massu fans. You know who you are. The fic will be in play/script format.
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SCENE. --- A living room all nice and furnished. Smooth wooden tabletops were dust free and white curtains hanging on the main apartment window were straightened. The floors were mopped and polished. The dishes sparkled under the kitchen light. Pink and yellow roses were displayed in a vase filled with crystal clear water on top of the kitchen counter. Photos of a lovely couple were framed on the wall. The apartment had a fresh lemon scent.
Enter MASUDA TAKAHISA, walking through the hallways in a yellow fluffy dress with white polka-dots. He wore a yellow ribbon filled with glitter on top of his head, silky bouncy red hair neat and presentable just like his ruffled pink apron with decorated hearts. He sniffed the wonderful scent of the roses to brighten up his mood.
Masuda. Ah, I hope anata comes home soon. What is taking so long? (glanced at the clock. It was already 8PM). I might as well clean some more before he gets home.
MASUDA turned on the vacuum and continued on with the chores, humming away a cheerful tune.
A short while later, Enter TEGOSHI YUYA, opening the door to spin around and strike a pose. He pointed at his lover with a smile to die for.
Tegoshi. Pumpkin! Tadaima!
Masuda. (He dropped the vacuum cleaner and smiled cutely) Ah, Anata! Okaeri! Where’s my welcome kiss? (He puckered up his irresistible lips but the vacuum cleaner sucked up the corner of MASUDA’s apron.)
Masuda: Oh good heavens! (MASUDA jumped up and down in a panic, holding onto the vacuum cleaner and unable to reach for the plug.)
Tegoshi. (Pulled the plug to turn the vacuum off) Ah, it can’t be helped. Silly Taka-chan~
Masuda. (He blushed as he dusted off his apron. He proceeded to take off TEGOSHI’s coat) How was work today, honey? Why so late?
Tegoshi. Gomen ne. There was a karaoke party today.
Masuda. (Gasped) I bet you were the spotlight the whole time! (He twirled around with the vacuum cord all giddy) I’m so proud!
Tegoshi. (He whispered in his ear) There’s no other spotlight other than you, Pumpkin (leaned forward)
Masuda. A-Anata, you’re too close.
Tegoshi. (He smirked at MASUDA and smelled something sweet) What are you baking? I still have room for your delicious food.
Masuda. (Excited) Oh anata, I’m making your favorite dessert!
TEGOSHI walked over to the kitchen and tried to take a peek in the oven. MASUDA guarded the oven and pouted.
Masuda. (Deep voice) Mou, it’s not done yet! (He pushed TEGOSHI down on the sofa)
Tegoshi. (Startled and looked at MASUDA’s muscular arms) You have been working out, haven’t you?
Masuda. (Flustered) T-That’s not the point!
Tegoshi. (He scratched MASUDA’s chin with his forefinger) You’re so cute. Getting all buff for me.
Masuda. (He lifted his chin up and closed his eyes. He cleared his throat and fiddled with TEGOSHI’s red tie) It’s all because of the household chores, anata. (He smiled) You work out too with so much soccer. I bet the girls at work are all over you.
Tegoshi. (He sighed) Why say such a thing? You know you’re the only one for me.
Masuda. (His cheeks were red. He then attempted to untie the knot of his tie. Before he was about to take it off, he heard a ding coming from the kitchen)
Tegoshi. Ah, the dessert is ready! (He tossed the tie aside, showing parts of his collarbone)
Masuda. (His face beamed and went into the kitchen to open the oven.)
Tegoshi. (He followed him) Is it what I think it is?
Masuda. Yes darling! Pumpkin pie!
Tegoshi. (He put on pig decorated oven mitts) May I do the honors? You have been working hard today, keeping everything tidy while I’m away.
Masuda. Oh no, you have been working twice as hard as me. Let me get it (He tried to remove the pig oven mitts)
Tegoshi. (He held MASUDA’s hands). How about we both get it?
Masuda. S-Sure!
TEGOSHI was behind MASUDA as the housewife took out the fresh baked pie out of the oven. The scented spice filled the air. TEGOSHI embraced MASUDA tightly against him. He didn’t let go one bit as MASUDA nuzzled close, his chubby cheeks meeting smooth skin of his collarbone. TEGOSHI squeezed tighter, causing MASUDA to giggle. TEGOSHI started tickling MASUDA’s knee, his hand creeping up to his thighs.
Masuda. (His knees trembled, face surprised) Y-Yuya! Stop!
Tegoshi. No (His hand reaches higher)
Masuda. Yuya! (His hand loosened and the pie fell on the floor with a splat. MASUDA’s eyes widened)
Tegoshi. Taka-
Masuda. (Crying) M-MY PIE!
Tegoshi. (Shocked) Taka-chan-
Masuda: I can’t believe you! (Distressed, he stands to the side. Background lighting turned red) All that I’ve done for him, from buying his clothes that he never wears in public, from going out with his friends and never inviting me. He even takes pictures that he shows off to me for crying out loud! From saying “Po po po” in his sleep that keeps me up all night, to playing soccer all day, am I…just only a housewife to him?
Tegoshi. (Soft voice) Ne, Taka-chan-
Masuda. (Furious) Go away!
Tegoshi. Why don’t we clean this mess up, ne? We can make another-
Masuda. No! I baked that with all my love and this is how you return it?
Tegoshi. Well you dropped it-
Masuda. Because it’s your fault!
Silence. Lighting turned back to normal. TEGOSHI came forward to place a hand on MASUDA’s shoulder.
Tegoshi. Ne Taka? Will you answer this question for me?
Masuda. (He didn’t say a word but he was still listening)
Tegoshi. There are so many pumpkin pies all over the world. Do you know the kind of pumpkin pie I love the most?
Masuda. (Squirming) The one I made for you?
Tegoshi. Close. The one right in front of me (He nibbled MASUDA’s ear) Sweet and spice and everything nice.
Masuda. (Sniffled) D-Do you really mean that, anata?
Tegoshi. (He leaned his forehead and trapped MASUDA against the fridge with his arm) Of course I do. I could eat you all up.
Masuda. Oh…anata. I love you. (He leaned closer and kissed TEGOSHI on the lips, pretending hearts were flying everywhere)
Tegoshi. (He returned the passionate kiss) Come now. Let’s clean this up and we will-
Masuda. (He pushed TEGOSHI roughly) How about we take a break from everything? The cleaning will wait.
Tegoshi. (He gave a naughty smirk and glanced at the roses) My sexy flower…is mine tonight (takes out a can from the fridge, and drags MASUDA through the hallways)
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SCENE. --- A bedroom with a huge pink bed in the middle. The window blinds were a little open and two figures were all over each other on the bed. MASUDA TAKAHISA; apron, and dress tossed aside, leaving him with only tight black boxers on and the bouncy short wig until TEGOSHI YUYA, on top of him, removed the wig out of his head. He was left with leopard print boxers.
Tegoshi. (Caressing MASUDA’s cheek) My baby boy…
Masuda. (He grunted and played with TEGOSHI’S boxers with two fingers, the elastic waistband snapping on his skin, pleased to hear his lover huff as a response) You’re so energized tonight, aren’t you?
Tegoshi. Aren’t I always? (Pink plump lips locked with MASUDA’s)
Masuda. (Between breaths) Oh anata, you are such a pro.
Tegoshi. (He laughed and wildly removed the ribbon off of MASUDA’s head with his sharp teeth and tied it around the housewife’s neck) I know I am. (He felt something hardening under him) Already?
Masuda. (He slapped TEGOSHI’s butt cheek) Just remove it, will you?
Tegoshi. (He wiggled his body haughtily) Make me.
Masuda. (He rubbed his palm on TEGOSHI’s clothed length)
Tegoshi. Ngh…(He got off and removed MASUDA’s boxers, one leg and then the other) If we’re talking about H, then what object turns hard, Taka? And no… (MASUDA could feel his hot breath on his face, TEGOSHI’s eyes staring right at him) …it’s not a pencil.
Masuda. (He shuddered his breath and tried to think)
Tegoshi. Time is up!
Masuda. (He shook his head) Oh…oh it’s so hard!
Tegoshi. (He deeply whispered and puts his face in between MASUDA’s thighs) I’ll show you exactly what. Itadakimasu~
TEGOSHI puts the whole length in his mouth, MASUDA arched his back with his fingernails curling on the sheets. His pants pleased TEGOSHI’s ears as he bobbed every which way, palms stroking on MASUDA’s hips to keep him still. Endless slurps and tongue swirling from TEGOSHI and MASUDA grunted loudly.
Tegoshi. (Sweat dripped from his temples as he released MASUDA’s tip off his lips)
Masuda. (Covered in sweat and muttered) M-More…
Tegoshi. (Questionable look) Hmmm? I can’t hear you.
Masuda. (He pulled off TEGOSHI’s cross necklace from his neck and threw it away. They could both hear it bounce off the wall) M-More!
Tegoshi. (He glared at MASUDA and took off the leopard boxers swiftly. He crawled on top of him)
Masuda. (When TEGOSHI got close, he pounced on him and kissing ensued. He started to bite on the collarbone and spraying TEGOSHI with a can of whipped crème he acquired from the fridge)
Tegoshi. (He curled his toes on the sheets as the white fluffy topping was all over him) Ah…fuuu.
Masuda. (He twisted TEGOSHI’s nipples with his thumb and forefinger, licking the creamy whipped abs and soft thighs. He looked up at TEGOSHI and licked around his lips to get rid of the leftover whipped crème)
Tegoshi. (He scratched MASUDA’s back) Hah…so messy…
Masuda. (He felt the hardness of TEGOSHI) Only with you. Fufufu~ (winks)
SCENE --- For a while, the two of them wrestled each other with melted whipped crème on their bodies, marking the sheets with their mixed sweat and fluids. TEGOSHI managed to find a bottle of honey and squirted all over MASUDA, all sweet and sticky for his licking…his liking he meant to say. They both got comfortable under one’s skin, sliding their heated bodies as they were one.
Tegoshi. (He rubbed his thumb on MASUDA’s torso and eyed his glistening abs from the moonlight peeking through the blinds)
Masuda. A-Anataaa…
Tegoshi. Heh…so impatient. The ribbon looks even more cuter on you (He took out lube inside of the side drawer and squeezed a generous amount. He slowly slithered a finger near MASUDA’s crack)
Masuda. Y-Yuya…
Tegoshi. It’s okay. Shhh… (Spreading his thighs apart he inserted one finger inside MASUDA)
Masuda. (Cringed)
Tegoshi. (He watched MASUDA get used to the feeling and then inserted another finger, scissoring the flesh inside)
Masuda. (Panting and gritted his teeth)
Tegoshi. (Inserted the last finger and began to pump in and out)
Masuda. Faster.
Tegoshi. Hush now. (He did as he pleased and picked up the pace with his fingers until he was satisfied)
Masuda. (He turned his head and frowned when TEGOSHI’s fingers went away. He sat up a little and grabbed the lube) L-Let me do it (TEGOSHI complied and MASUDA lathered TEGOSHI with lube, causing the latter to moan with pleasure. MASUDA gave back the lube and laid back down)
Tegoshi. (He ripped a tiny package to put it on and positioned himself)
Honey, honey, my sweet honey
Our love story
I want to be even happier
Masuda. I can make you happier. I want to eat my honey~
Tegoshi. (He smiled and thrusts in without warning. MASUDA squeezing his eyes shut, getting used to the number of intrusions) One, two, three, four.
Masuda. (His cheeks flushed and sat on TEGOSHI’s lap) Y-Yuya~
Tegoshi. (Rocked harder) Bamp ba-ramp ba. P-Pumpkin is so tight. M-Move.
Masuda. (He returned the gestures as he bounced on top of TEGOSHI’s lap, grazing his teeth on his neck)
Tegoshi. (Wincing from the bites) Takahisa!
Masuda. (He licked the back of TEGOSHI’s earlobe) It’s good…ah! But...
Tegoshi. W-What?
Masuda. It’s better…there - AH~
Tegoshi. (He angled himself better to find MASUDA’s sweet spot and pounded eagerly when he found it)
Masuda. (Vision blurred and voice high-pitched) F-Faster! Faster Yuya!
Tegoshi. (He growled intensely and sped up)
Masuda. (His body heated up as he wrapped around his lover’s neck and urged him to take care of his hard-on)
Tegoshi. (His hand slapped around the sheets as they were moving all over the place. He managed to find MASUDA’s mon and pumped away)
Masuda. (He snarled aggressively and locked TEGOSHI’s lips, his movements uncontrollable as his body was a bright pink)
Tegoshi. (He carried on with more of his erratic movements) T-Taka, you feel so good.
Masuda. Hnnngh…(He hitched his breath as he placed his hands on TEGOSHI’s chest, exploring more of what he could find)
Tegoshi. (He did the same with butterfly kisses all around, holding MASUDA with all his power)
Masuda. Y-Yuya I’m-
Tegoshi. (He sensed that they were at their limit. He pushed deeper and deeper with all his strength)
Masuda. (He gave it all he’s got to match TEGOSHI’s pace until he reached the climax) YU-YUYA
Tegoshi. NGH…(Both bodies forcefully swayed in time until time ran out)
SCENE --- Both released themselves from each other and cleaned each other up in the bathroom in running water. Once they were done, they embraced each other in bed, TEGOSHI ruffling MASUDA’s red hair. MASUDA cooed and patted TEGOSHI’s back. They both lied down on the bed together, never letting each other go until they fell asleep.
Anata and Pumpkin both had happy days and happy nights together as a couple, whether MASUDA didn’t think they were in the same apartment together at times. Nevertheless with all the bickering, MASUDA loved his Anata and TEGOSHI loved his Pumpkin.
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