Pet peeve 1.0.1 - Stick with balloons
I generally don't mind my job...
I do mind rail-thin crack whores with gigantic fake knockers...
Conversations usually go like this... "My doctor says I need a push-up bra to sleep in because I weigh 25 pounds from smoking all the crack I get for workin' the corner and my skin won't stretch far enough over these DD boobs I just got! What do you mean you don't have 24DD (wouldn't fit around a 10 yr old's ribcage + a pair of Dolly Partons) don't your models wear that size?!!?!?!
::whine bitch cry:: Nothing fits right!! It buldges all funny on the sides because my chest hasn't deflated yet..... oh let me leave the dressing room door open so everyone walking by can admire my new fake boobies!11!!1!!
I don't know who makes bras for inflate-a-boob anorexics...but it certainly isn't Victoria's Secret. Go, take you skinny ass, your greasy fake blond hair, and frontal region that would rival Barbie, elsewhere.
KTHXBAI
In other news, I'm alive... I want school to be over XD
I do mind rail-thin crack whores with gigantic fake knockers...
Conversations usually go like this... "My doctor says I need a push-up bra to sleep in because I weigh 25 pounds from smoking all the crack I get for workin' the corner and my skin won't stretch far enough over these DD boobs I just got! What do you mean you don't have 24DD (wouldn't fit around a 10 yr old's ribcage + a pair of Dolly Partons) don't your models wear that size?!!?!?!
::whine bitch cry:: Nothing fits right!! It buldges all funny on the sides because my chest hasn't deflated yet..... oh let me leave the dressing room door open so everyone walking by can admire my new fake boobies!11!!1!!
I don't know who makes bras for inflate-a-boob anorexics...but it certainly isn't Victoria's Secret. Go, take you skinny ass, your greasy fake blond hair, and frontal region that would rival Barbie, elsewhere.
KTHXBAI
In other news, I'm alive... I want school to be over XD